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Hopkins waited his whole life for this game and just straight biffs the easiest catch of his career when his team desperately needed it. Not sure what else there is to say here.

I'm old enough to remember when the games were rigged for the Chiefs.

Wow. I don't even know.

Mahomes is seeing ghosts. He's totally lost out there.

Wow. This is bad.

The cycle is now complete. The Chiefs are down 10. Now they can start playing.

Woof. Terrible start here. Hate to say it's giving me 2020 vibes.

Lack of pass rush combined with Philly's identification of the blitz and pickup has me the most worried after a couple drives.

The announcers playing into this ref business is piss poor. That was hands to the face against McDuffie.

Hoo boy the segments of "inspiring message suggesting unity" while *gestures at everything* just doesn't hit for me this year.

Donald Trump is the most unpopular president at the start of his term in modern American political history. Don't let anyone talk to you about a mandate. Don't let anyone talk to you about there being support for his agenda. Don't let anyone tell you that anything about this presidency is normal.

Hahaha, I know of 300k people who will be glued to their sets.

🏈 APPRECIATING THE CHIEFS' GREATNESS Nate Burleson urges fans to recognize the Kansas City Chiefs' excellence in the NFL. He emphasizes, "You are witnessing greatness," reflecting the team's impressive play and success. The Chiefs continue to be a dominant force in the league. More

I was told late hits only happen against the Chiefs though?

Eagles getting these calls and Patrick Mahomes doesn't even play for them!

When the show runners run out of idea so they resurrect a character that died 3 seasons ago.

Just normalizing the f**k out of these cretins. CSpan in 1942: "Our next guest is Joseph Goebbels."

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They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.

Fun fact about the AFC Divisional round: this is the 2nd year in a row these 4 teams have made the divisional. All 4 teams are at least 2x consecutive division champs. All 4 have played each other. Chiefs are 2-1 (Bills), Ravens 2-1 (KC), Buf 1-2 (Hou, Bal), Hou 1-2 (KC, Bal).

This is the party if the "free speech" absolutists, by the way

Trying to imagine how irate the Internet would be right now if an NFL ref came over and personally apologized to Mahomes they way Vinovich just did to Allen.

The conservative, GOP version of "pick me." They're literally sending a message "look how quickly I lick the boot! I love the taste!"

Are the Eagles arrogant? Are the Bills arrogant? This is so silly.

I love all the Bengals fans who think the Chiefs are throwing the game just so they don't have to possibly play the Bengals. I wonder if they think that if the Bengals had lost if the Chiefs would be playing their starters.

Me, watching a Chunky soup ad: I’d house that shit Me, eating Chunky Soup: god this is just the saddest meal I’ve ever eaten

If my last name was Dickson I would always tell my son "you may be a Dickson but don't be a Dick, son."

Mahomes pre-D Hop trade in 6 games: 6 TDs, 8 INTs Mahomes post-D Hop trade in 10 games: 20 TDs, 3 INTs. D Hop has been as advertised.

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"I don't want government telling me what to do"

No need to apologize. I've seen my team win two Super Bowls in a row and have the best record in the league. I'm sorry you deny that you've seen these things.

Once again: the cruelty is the point