Me, watching a Chunky soup ad: I’d house that shit Me, eating Chunky Soup: god this is just the saddest meal I’ve ever eaten - ThreadSky

drewmagary.bsky.social • 76 days ago

Me, watching a Chunky soup ad: I’d house that shit

Me, eating Chunky Soup: god this is just the saddest meal I’ve ever eaten

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shoppi.bsky.social•76 days ago

Yes, a wateriness unexpected, given the hype

gojohnego.bsky.social•75 days ago

Am I imagining it, or did it used to be more stewy, like veg, potatoes and meat in almost a gravy?

teachsf.bsky.social•76 days ago

Yes but what if you had biscuits or sourdough to dip in it?

drewmagary.bsky.social•76 days ago

Fuck that shit

rowyourbot.bsky.social•76 days ago

Whatever you do--never eat Dinty Moore. It is sadness in a can.

blaknwhite.bsky.social•76 days ago

Triggering PTSD memories of eating Dinty Moore when I was young and broke.

mpbmke.com•76 days ago

Literally me in college having an out of body experience while eating Chunky soup, saying "Look at this pathetic asshole."

seanmcdhorror.bsky.social•76 days ago

I lived on Campbell’s clam chowder in high school. Tried it again recently as an adult… one more childhood memory destroyed.

markthelionsfan.bsky.social•76 days ago

It's so great that we have some random retired offensive lineman that most people have no idea what position he plays, we just know he's Travis' brother and he got drunk during the Eagles' Super Bowl parade.

nickervin.bsky.social•76 days ago

So true, the ads look "thick and chunky" but you pour it out and it's brown water with like 4 pieces of meat and some sad vegetables.

tanelson82.bsky.social•76 days ago

Your thoughts on dinty Moore beef stew?

brettbosse.bsky.social•76 days ago

#WhyYourMealSucks

drewmagary.bsky.social•76 days ago

Mrs. Grass chicken noodle, on the other hand, was proof as a sick child that my mother truly loved me

jbloom50.bsky.social•76 days ago

I did not realize until just now that the Mrs Grass soup was a universal experience rather than proof that my very special mother loved me, a sick very special kid in the early 90s, the most a child had ever been loved… 😭

famousmortimer.bsky.social•76 days ago

mrs. grass getting rid of the golden egg was the biggest "we used to be a proper country" incident of my lifetime, and I am at this point roughly twelve thousand years old

pilgrimdear.bsky.social•76 days ago

That golden nugget tho

mattfromchicago.bsky.social•76 days ago

Sadly they have downgraded to just a plastic seasoning packet now 👎

philco.bsky.social•76 days ago

The Golden egg was in that box basically from the Spanish flu until COVID. No one can say just how many pandemics it prevented

hermaphro.bsky.social•76 days ago

And soup is so fabulous. Like, 83 different kinds of soup fucking own the entire fall-spring dining season and we get this dishwasher pushed on us.

griselbrand.bsky.social•76 days ago

Realest shit ever

akajuhlz.bsky.social•76 days ago

Once. I had my Thanksgiving feast at the Pioneer Chicken in Venice.

bumblebeetoona.bsky.social•76 days ago

Donovan McNabb is still sustaining himself on it.

seangmc.bsky.social•76 days ago

With that much sodium you'd expect it to taste better

rachelle.bsky.social•76 days ago

The worst part is smelling like canned soup and salt

justinkcarr.com•76 days ago

When I was a young adult, I practically lived off the Chunky Chili because I didn't know any better.

oweraj.bsky.social•76 days ago

Spoken like a man who has never tasted their Jazzy Jambalaya

seaverlicious.bsky.social•76 days ago

Always so much thinner and less interesting than the label suggests. I fall for it every damn time.

kevinmkruse.bsky.social•76 days ago

Anything with “beef” in the title triggers instant regret and self-loathing as soon as you taste it.

abeynormal.bsky.social•76 days ago

That’s kind of you to refer to it as beef.

yazikus.bsky.social•76 days ago

True. That said, canned lentil soup can be pretty tasty. In a pinch.

icedbrew2.bsky.social•76 days ago

Progresso Rich and Hearty is pretty tolerable

mjosephlc.bsky.social•76 days ago

Those little cheeseburger bites HIT though

collinwoodard.bsky.social•76 days ago

How much Chunky soup do you think Jason Kelce has eaten since he started doing those ads?

drewmagary.bsky.social•76 days ago

None. The sight of it probably makes him wanna spew

collinwoodard.bsky.social•76 days ago

Not even a single can in the beginning?

somebozo.bsky.social•75 days ago

Lack of marble slab in the process takes a lot away

richbertin.bsky.social•76 days ago

Throwing in crinkled crackers saves the meal

moax.bsky.social•76 days ago

It never feels like it cooks all the way through. Like you could bring the pot to a full boil and still get a lukewarm bite

willpauer.com•76 days ago

fucking seriously! you can burn your mouth with one bite and the next will make you question if you heated it up long enough

wats.ink•76 days ago

are you guys not stirring it as you heat it up

willpauer.com•76 days ago

yeah, generally every minute or so in the microwave

wats.ink•76 days ago

try stirring more often or using the stove instead of the microwave

willpauer.com•76 days ago

even when warming it up sous vide it feels like it, like a potato chunk will make you think it isn't cooked right

and yes I am the sicko that will put soup in a vacuum bag

moax.bsky.social•76 days ago

Thanks man, I didn’t even think to try the obvious stuff

tufline.bsky.social•76 days ago

That’s because you don’t have Reggie White’s mom preparing it for you

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