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thejesuschrysler.bsky.social

✯ I am (he, him, his) ✯ Jesus Chrysler (incognito) with my sidekick Gabrielle. ✯ The "H" stands for "Hella" ✯ It's probably a simulation I'm an artist that's spent my life pursuing a problem to solve

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What the evergreen fuck is this mother fucker on about? I know a funeral I'm looking forward to attending. Good times will be had by all.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

One of my favorite quotes by another imaginary person. "I calls it likes I sees it." - Popeye Da Sailor Man

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

caption this: I'll start. "His hands are so soft and supple.. I wonder what he uses to moisturize them with?...did I just say that out loud?" - Da Pope "Why, yes your holinessness, you did... nice couch by the way. Where'd you get that?" - D'assface

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Oh. I'm back with new wheels!!!

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Watch "The Rise of the Third Reich" and you will see direct parallels with this Racist Regime.

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STRAIGHT UP AUTHORITARIANISM!!! DOGE is secretly monitoring staff — scanning messages, watching for disloyalty— and using AI to do it. No one should have to work under these conditions.

submitted 11 days ago • 232 comments

www.rawstory.com/trump-greenl...

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Spending tens of millions of dollars on a Wisconsin Supreme Court judge that didn’t win seems an awful lot like waste, fraud, and abuse to me.

submitted 21 days ago • 36 comments

Thanks @tizzyent.bsky.social! "I don't know if your life can be worse than being married to Marjorie Taylor Greene, and then not even being good enough for Marjorie Taylor Greene?" Let's destroy that chode! youtu.be/Czre5OUrGi4?...

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#AmericaLoses #trumputin'sTreason must be impeached

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Report. Block.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

@godhatesgoth.bsky.social Block reported.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Block this fuck.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

fuck musk

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Senator Mark Kelly fired back once again at Elon Musk after he stood by his accusation that Kelly was a "traitor" for supporting Ukraine.

submitted 26 days ago • 202 comments

The chat room whiskeyleaks crew should all lose their jobs.

submitted 26 days ago • 248 comments

So, all these destructive and intrusive firings, along with the leaks and other problems are textbook infiltration and destruction techniques employed by bad actors from other countries. It is another kind of technique used to destroy a business through middle management. See Next:

What the evergreen fuck is this mother fucker on about? I know a funeral I'm looking forward to attending. Good times will be had by all.

One of my favorite quotes by another imaginary person. "I calls it likes I sees it." - Popeye Da Sailor Man

caption this: I'll start. "His hands are so soft and supple.. I wonder what he uses to moisturize them with?...did I just say that out loud?" - Da Pope "Why, yes your holinessness, you did... nice couch by the way. Where'd you get that?" - D'assface

Oh. I'm back with new wheels!!!

Watch "The Rise of the Third Reich" and you will see direct parallels with this Racist Regime.

STRAIGHT UP AUTHORITARIANISM!!! DOGE is secretly monitoring staff — scanning messages, watching for disloyalty— and using AI to do it. No one should have to work under these conditions.

www.rawstory.com/trump-greenl...

Spending tens of millions of dollars on a Wisconsin Supreme Court judge that didn’t win seems an awful lot like waste, fraud, and abuse to me.

Thanks @tizzyent.bsky.social! "I don't know if your life can be worse than being married to Marjorie Taylor Greene, and then not even being good enough for Marjorie Taylor Greene?" Let's destroy that chode! youtu.be/Czre5OUrGi4?...

#AmericaLoses #trumputin'sTreason must be impeached

Report. Block.

@godhatesgoth.bsky.social Block reported.

Block this fuck.

fuck musk

Senator Mark Kelly fired back once again at Elon Musk after he stood by his accusation that Kelly was a "traitor" for supporting Ukraine.

The chat room whiskeyleaks crew should all lose their jobs.

So, all these destructive and intrusive firings, along with the leaks and other problems are textbook infiltration and destruction techniques employed by bad actors from other countries. It is another kind of technique used to destroy a business through middle management. See Next:

When does that cunt Musk sit in one of his rockets and leave for Mars?

What the holy fucking fuck?

I h8 him