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thejewker.bsky.social
Chill retro variety streams, good vibes, chaos, jank, weird games. Streams every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | He/Him Business Inquiries: [email protected]
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how I explain the story of star fox to others: two space polycules are always at each others' throats. the leaders are former lovers and there's a lil' bit of daddy issues on the side

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After today, the Olive Garden has given the seal of authenticity to Italian cuisine.

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a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

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All Robot Masters based on songs with the word Man in the title

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Kero Kero Cowboy, a NEW platformer for the Game Boy Color, is AVAILABLE NOW at metagamemike.itch.io! Yeehaw! 🐸🤠 #gameboy #gameboycolor #gbstudio #indiegame #retro

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Doshin The Giant wishes you a great and relaxing weekend!

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In hype for the new Metal Gear Solid Delta, I'm checking out Metal Gear Solid 3 and gonna play it exclusively with viewer submitted camo twitch.tv/TheJewker

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lights 💡 camera 📸 grand larceny 💰 plan the perfect heist one photo at a time in Snap & Grab, coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5 in 2026 https://bit.ly/SnapAndGrab

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thank you capcom!!!!!

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Introducing Snap & Grab - the new game from No Goblin where you get to do cool crimes using just your camera and your crew! youtu.be/26GgiiiP5Po

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The thing I loved is dead, and now there's a prettier, more available facsimile of it with none of its soul. Silent Hill 2 Remake is my Maria.

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My wife made me a Tetris apron for my birthday 🥹 She took note when I was musing over needing a new apron. Each block of the blue L-Piece is a pocket as well! ...The cat thinks the apron is for her.

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I need a poster of this

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Blue Toad is a cop; Toadette is a union buster Frankly, the toads need to get their house in order

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the most baffling throw i've ever seen in a fighting game

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Here's a bit of Duke Nukem D-Day gameplay

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Ay yo I wake up to a bunch of comments on this video did someone post this somewhere? Am I being perceived??? OH NO AM I BECOMING ROPED INTO MAKING THIS A REAL-ASS THING I'M OBLIGATED TO FINISH BECAUSE I AIN'T MAD ABOUT THAT BUT ALSO AAAA??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ko...

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KUNTENSERVEN

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WAIT

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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

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I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

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If the switch is so good why isn't there a switch 2? I dunno but it's time for Jewkbox twitch.tv/TheJewker

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People want to know how big the Switch 2 is so here it is compared to some common gaming controllers

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Wanna play LEGO Island in your browser? Check out isle.pizza today, created by foxtacles!

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“Business closed because business isn’t open yet” bitch no shit that’s how businesses work

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💙🤍🩷

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all the news this evening very

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Huh. Confirmed that this does indeed work on a Switch 1. (As the OG Switch game.) Kinda surprised

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creepypasta is out we're doing cozypasta now

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Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

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More Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride for DS Destruction tonight! The story's getting spicy, the RPG is getting more comfy, and the creatures? Oh you BET they're getting captured! At least the ones that I *can* capture twitch.tv/Mr_Shasta

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Every parent's worst nightmare. Designed by @4thgeary.bsky.social #dailytees theyetee.com

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As @kenwhite.bsky.social has put it much better than I ever could, there is a stigma around depression that lingers mainly because people who don't have it don't understand it in a way that is meaningful. So I want to go down a path to shed light on part of it from my own perspective. (1/X)

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