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Abandon all but hope, ye who enter. Zen through Eclecticism
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After the Steelers selected Derrick Harmon with the 21st pick, his voice cracked on a conference call as he shared the news. His mother was on life support at a local Detroit hospital. Harmon was able to tell his mom he got drafted on Thursday night before she died.

Bird watching in a sunbeam with the deadliest predator on my lap. Listen to her fearsome hunting call.

Tennis Balls xkcd.com/3080

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

Good! I've never understood "scientific consensus"; it is not how the scientific method works. "Convergent evidence" seems more appropriate. The independent formulation of natural selection by Darwin & Wallace is an example of convergent evidence www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... 🧪#philsci #ecoevo

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This can only mean one thing: egg prices are now down 182%. Incredible!

Telling my boss that I've written 200 beautiful emails and I'll be revealing them very strongly in the next few weeks. I can't say who I sent the emails to or what they were about but the response has been frankly very positive and I think you'll be very happy

"Remember?" Elena x Akuma

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

every parent saw this one and recoiled its like a fucking choking hazard slash instant emergency surgery value pack

WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

“I expect the legal profession to understand that the nation is not here for them but they are here for the nation… From now on, I shall intervene in these cases and remove from office those judges who evidently do not understand the demand of the hour.” —Hitler, 1942

If you're cheering the recast of striking workers then I genuinely despise you.

God it's gonna be so funny when he finally has a stroke

I’m sick of the normals acting like gender nonconforming people are freakier than these kind of freaks.

a reminder that measles eradicates the cells responsible for your immune system’s memory of other diseases, leaving you to rebuild from scratch, and will make other outbreaks much worse as a result you don’t want measles! nobody wants measles! what are we doing here!

The new report also noted that ransomware remained the largest threat to U.S. critical infrastructure in 2024, with complaints rising 9% from 2023.

Something special about shitting on the DMC anime with Gene for like an hour, finding threads dedicated to nitpicking where we were hyperbolic, only for them to come all the way around to basically agree with the core point of the discussion like they found it themselves. Like congrats I guess.

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death