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Hey does anyone have the email address that sent this email? I’m not a federal employee I just wanna share what I’ve done this week. Give them some more reading materials

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My wildest personal Severance theories that I will not be elaborating: - Helly gets pregnant, checkmating Helena - Mark is secretly an Eagen but doesn’t know it - Ms Wong is Gemma - Lumon is doing an Emporer Palpatine where Kier’s brain keeps getting reimplanted into younger bodies throughout time

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ME: I think if I worked at the Lifesavers factory I would replace a few of their white peppermint Lifesavers with soap shaped like a Lifesaver so that a few folks’ day would be ruined MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: ME: MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: Well I’m not topping that, you win this round

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………yet

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Christmas: Peace and goodwill toward man New Years: Hope and optimism for the new year! Valentine’s Day: Love is in the air! St. Patty’s Day: KISS ME, I’VE BEEN DRINKING ALCOHOL

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he already clicked all the images with bicycles. he can’t click any more images with bicycles

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

sounds about right for 2025

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🔘 I am in this photo and I don’t like it

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A conversation with my husband about Girl Scout Cookies.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if we ever convert to the metric system i will kms

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Severance wild speculation/minor spoilers:

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Ok but why is he carrying that trophy around #comic #comicsky

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I like to eat spicy hot wings in the bathroom while staring at myself in the mirror and pretend I’m on Hot Ones and ask myself hard hitting interview questions like “what haven’t you failed at?” and “why are you like this?”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

That’s Ent-ertainment.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

JAMES BOND: i need a fountain pen that dispenses nerve gas and is also a gun Q: typing furiously on keyboard okay you will have it tomorrow morning thanks to Amazon Prime™ Free One Day Delivery™

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Object permanence was a mistake I’d be fucking stoked to discover my hands several times a day

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i will never apologize for a post

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

what do you mean my tax dollars are funding government services? i could have spent that on crypto rug pulls!

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Hippos may be cute, but they don't believe in anything. Except murder.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

the only illegal immigrant taking all of America’s jobs is Elon Musk

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Don’t worry about where the third hand came from. It’s fine. #comic #comicsky

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Say what you will about our President but at least he makes the planes crash on time

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sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

submitted 3 days ago • 305 comments

Alexa, damage report

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Buy one, get one free Capture a third and hold it hostage Your fourth is still at large Should you ever encounter the 5th, it is already too late and all hope is lost

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Motherfucker, that city wouldn’t give Santa any quarter how did you think this would play out

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

EXPERTS: Flying is still an extremely safe way to travel. Your odds of being in a plane crash are, for example, way lower than dying in a mass shooting UNCLE SAM, DRUNKENLY KICKING OPEN THE DOOR: slams down a laundry basket full of handguns BUT WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN CHANGE THAT

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Jfc, this shit makes me fucking embarrassed to be an American, full stop

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Nobody ever asks how is updog?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If this keeps trending at this rate, there will be, like, a 1000% chance of an asteroid strike by 2032 Let’s fucking gooooooooo

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION #comic #comicsky

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Search posts by a user could potentially be a game changer for me. Excited!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There is no sickness in Ba Sing Se

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

EXTREMELY UNDERSTAFFED FAA: These planes aren’t going to crash themselves ELON MUSK: Hold my beer

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My current favorite thing to do when playing Marvel Rivals is when an enemy Moon Knight ults and shouts “THE MOON HAUNTS YOU” is making a “MOON’S HAUNTED” callout in comms because this tweet always pops into my head

Hey does anyone have the email address that sent this email? I’m not a federal employee I just wanna share what I’ve done this week. Give them some more reading materials

ME: I think if I worked at the Lifesavers factory I would replace a few of their white peppermint Lifesavers with soap shaped like a Lifesaver so that a few folks’ day would be ruined MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: ME: MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: Well I’m not topping that, you win this round

………yet

Christmas: Peace and goodwill toward man New Years: Hope and optimism for the new year! Valentine’s Day: Love is in the air! St. Patty’s Day: KISS ME, I’VE BEEN DRINKING ALCOHOL

he already clicked all the images with bicycles. he can’t click any more images with bicycles

sounds about right for 2025

🔘 I am in this photo and I don’t like it

A conversation with my husband about Girl Scout Cookies.

if we ever convert to the metric system i will kms

Severance wild speculation/minor spoilers:

Ok but why is he carrying that trophy around #comic #comicsky

Sometimes I like to eat spicy hot wings in the bathroom while staring at myself in the mirror and pretend I’m on Hot Ones and ask myself hard hitting interview questions like “what haven’t you failed at?” and “why are you like this?”

That’s Ent-ertainment.

JAMES BOND: i need a fountain pen that dispenses nerve gas and is also a gun Q: typing furiously on keyboard okay you will have it tomorrow morning thanks to Amazon Prime™ Free One Day Delivery™

Object permanence was a mistake I’d be fucking stoked to discover my hands several times a day

i will never apologize for a post

what do you mean my tax dollars are funding government services? i could have spent that on crypto rug pulls!

Hippos may be cute, but they don't believe in anything. Except murder.

the only illegal immigrant taking all of America’s jobs is Elon Musk

Don’t worry about where the third hand came from. It’s fine. #comic #comicsky

Say what you will about our President but at least he makes the planes crash on time

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

Alexa, damage report

Buy one, get one free Capture a third and hold it hostage Your fourth is still at large Should you ever encounter the 5th, it is already too late and all hope is lost

Motherfucker, that city wouldn’t give Santa any quarter how did you think this would play out

EXPERTS: Flying is still an extremely safe way to travel. Your odds of being in a plane crash are, for example, way lower than dying in a mass shooting UNCLE SAM, DRUNKENLY KICKING OPEN THE DOOR: slams down a laundry basket full of handguns BUT WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN CHANGE THAT

Jfc, this shit makes me fucking embarrassed to be an American, full stop

Nobody ever asks how is updog?

If this keeps trending at this rate, there will be, like, a 1000% chance of an asteroid strike by 2032 Let’s fucking gooooooooo

YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION #comic #comicsky

Search posts by a user could potentially be a game changer for me. Excited!

There is no sickness in Ba Sing Se

EXTREMELY UNDERSTAFFED FAA: These planes aren’t going to crash themselves ELON MUSK: Hold my beer

My current favorite thing to do when playing Marvel Rivals is when an enemy Moon Knight ults and shouts “THE MOON HAUNTS YOU” is making a “MOON’S HAUNTED” callout in comms because this tweet always pops into my head

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT #comic #comicsky

Roses are red, To forgive is divine, Welcome to the party,