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I got a new phone, and I forgot TikTok drafts don’t transfer. I lost a ton of videos of my son doing silly stuff on camera. Devastated.

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Breaking news: Pope declares ketchup on a hot dog a mortal sin

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I’m going to see how long I can go without hearing Pope Leo talk because I want to believe he has a deep Chicago accent

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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

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disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish

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I canceled Netflix a little over a month ago, and like once a week they send me an email that’s like “Please come back,” but it isn’t a discount offer or any promotion. It’s literally just “come back — here’s the same price you were paying.”

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Worried about what JD is going to do to the new pope

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Watching all the Missions Impossible prior to Final Reckoning. I adore these movies. Also, the cassette tape and smoking on the plane in the first one is such a timestamp.

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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

I saw Speed Racer for the first time last night (on the big screen, no less!), and it made me mad at myself for ever giving a movie 1/2 star on Letterboxd before.

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This doc is a phenomenal 30 minutes of television. Kudos to everyone involved!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

bespoke, artisanal shitposts, lovingly handcrafted

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cant help but feel i'm getting some mixed signals here

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

I have something cool as hell in the works. Can’t wait to show y’all.

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LET’S FRIGGIN GO GANG

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The time to quit Twitter was years ago. The second best time is today.

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I made a TikTok where I said Last Jedi is the second best Star War (Empire being an easy 1), and I think I might just leave the app closed for the rest of the day

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I thought Seal was saying “kiss from a rose on the grave.”

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

There is simply not a salary high enough

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This is, in my humblest opinion, the singular greatest story humanity has ever told.

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Do we think it’s too late to fire the Russos and hire the Thunderbolts team to take over?

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Oh no, I made a Star Wars video and a Last Jedi slanderer showed up. Do I have to make my first 10 minute TikTok now?

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I’ve never seen One Piece

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Excited for the BTS of Madison Square Garden this week? I’ve got you super duper covered (and stay tuned for Schaubach next week!)!

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Always a blast to chat D20 with Jordon Brown!

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I will never tire of chatting with the Legendary @rickperry.bsky.social about all the amazing stuff he does for @dimension20.bsky.social youtu.be/hhmhUuYgHYE

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Anybody looking to start an actual play where I can play this but also I don’t have the time to actually do it?

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"Wizards are known by their secrets. I've learned too much truth." God damn @aabria.bsky.social that line was KILLER. @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social continues to be one of the most exciting and engaging APs out there. @taylordotbiz.bsky.social sets the bar to clear for music and sound design.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Happy Star Wars day! There are way more bad Star Wars movies than good ones.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Who will be first to bend over backwards to explain how his oath didn’t actually mean defend the constitution? My money is on Ted Cruz.

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Well, I fully loved Thunderbolts*.

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Is @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social the best story ever told or have I lost all perspective on narrative fiction?

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

This feels like the kind of thing that should’ve been brought up at a confirmation hearing?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

To say legacy media is not built for this moment is a gross understatement. The people destroying this country are being treated with respect.

submitted 8 days ago • 160 comments