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thejoshya.bsky.social
Mostly football and cricket with a random wave of chess
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Instagram needs a button for "I'm not actually interested in this reel, I just let it replay 6 times while I was busy rinsing my hair"

variable names *are* code comments

If there was anyone making a massive comeback in december, it had to jesus

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Amad did what

Man United elite have unsurprisingly decided Rashford is the cause of all the club's problems but they are 90 minutes away from being wrong

The audacity to be in the upper half of US tax bracket only to discuss tax evasion in India on weekends

Indian NRI uncles talking about personal finance will be the end of me

Surprised how playing passes backwards does not lead to a goal for 90 minutes

Liverpool are losing. We need to press here

Bringing on Nwaneri and Jesus only to then watch Jorginho and Partey pass to each other is brilliant

The reluctance to give the ball to Saka is insane

Playing into Everton's hands by letting them slow the game.

Midfielders hoarding the ball for so long

Liverpool not surrendering all intent after going down to 10 men is baffling. Arteta showed us how title challengers play when they get a red card

These pre match jackets are cold

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

The most valuable assets at Arsenal are Saka's left leg, Gabriel's head and Saliba's ass in that order

A field hockey penalty corner is less likely to end up as a goal than Arsenal's

An Arsenal corner is starting to feel like Glenn McGrath at the top of his run up. Or Rory Delap with a towel in his hands down by the touchline. The air ripples with anticipation and tension. Defenders are doing things they'd probably never do if it weren't an Arsenal corner.

I am Joversexual

Rashford trying a overhead kick, concedes a corner and Arsenal scores.

Zinchenkon boils my blood

Liverpool just magically don't concede penalties after tripping attackers

Gukesh in this world championship match

I just played my wildcard on the train to work and Haaland is out. This is going to be a regretful decision.

Hall of shame City performance

It feels so dirty to root for Man City

Iwobi, Nelson and Smith Rowe running circles around Spurs is very enjoyable to watch

Watkins can't remember how to score goals since that Raya save

I will take 7 more goals today

How it must hurt to be a Saka FPL owners right now.

Wolves Bournemouth is an absolute train wreck

If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?

This is fair because rating replies by hotness of the person posting it was already done by Instagram

Arsenal playing football on god mode in the first half

Fire in the VAR room and this time its not metaphorical

Making Ed Sheeran happy must not be easy at all

Relying on Southampton to take points off Liverpool was actually stupid on my part.

Southampton I was unaware of your game

Does McCarty know he plays for Southampton

Dibling is sensational

Can't blame Robertson for thinking he could foul in the box without conceding a penalty

It took 4 balls for us to get a Bumrah celebrappeal

Hitting a six on the boundary cushion to bring up a century has be the most controversial way to do it. Courageous to go for the six but really spoils the celebration