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Did they stop making laptops that can play CDs and DVDs? How am I supposed to burn CDs to play in my boombox and discman?? 😭😭😭😭

In the words of Huey Lewis, "It's hip to be queer," Or something like that πŸ˜‚

If Disney ever comes after Atlantis or Treasure Planet for one of their live action remakes, I will take myself out of this world. They could absolutely be amazing as live action retellings, but I have zero faith that Disney are the ones who could do it well, and it's their own IP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I wonder what JoJo has been up to. I hope she's doing well <3

THE MOOOON

I heard interesting news today about Travis Kelce. So um...are the swifties still smoking that copium orrr.. have they realized she's a pick me whose feminism is surface level and only applies to the wealthy white women who are privileged enough to be able to look the other way? Just wonderin.

It's almost like billionaire tech bros don't get their money bc they're geniuses, but bc they steal the work of actual intelligent people. Or they're handed it bc they crawled out of the right snatch. Just failing upwards all the time.

no dmca/copyright for almost any of my songs besides edamame, lalala & gravy collabs. gamers, animators, etc… go crazy πŸ’… go make your bag πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ check & two r good to go aswell

This feels so relevant right now.

Ladies… this advice, written on marriage in a pamphlet by a suffragette in 1918 is still relevant today 🀣 It is currently on display at the Pontypridd Museum in Wales.

How do I know, REALLY, that Qveen Herby didn't see an old tweet of mine in which I rhymed Hilarious with Aquarius. HOW DO I KNOW (Me, convincing myself it's still okay to use that rhyme in my own work)

Happy vacation to me <3

uhm #Ananart

The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up

I've been uncharacteristically well-adjusted lately wtf lol

"Seriously? Right in front of my salad?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The walk in ready pizzas are good. But fresh baked Caesars pizzas fucking SLAP.

Why can't they all be like the one from Heavy Rain where Norman Jayden chases an Origami Killer suspect through a supermarket? You can put the controller down. No consequences for missed inputs. Just slapstick and goofs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

B4 I had seen the movie, my ex unprompted says "why do I feel like you would Gone Girl me" We get around to watching it together, and the first thing I do as it ends is laugh and say "Well, that's what he gets" He would definitely "invisible man" a woman. 'Wish I had clapped back and said so.

I wish the Sploosh Kaboom guy was a recurring character in the Zelda series like Beedle is.

For having such a cartoon-y aesthetic, Windwaker's Link has the most gruesome kill on Ganondorf JFC πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I will never forget being a kid and watching my dad hit that final blow and how shook everyone in the room was πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder

I fucking dare those doctors and nurses try to stop me too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It's a good thing I don't want to have kids. I'd name my kid something like Triceratops, and I'd call them Cera for short. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I've got a Zelda theory video playing on the TV, Tiny Glade build video playing on my phone, while playing Harvestella handheld on my switch, while using my other phone to tell you about it. It's 2 AM why am I like this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

GIVE πŸ‘πŸΌ US πŸ‘πŸΌ MORE πŸ‘πŸΌ GOOD πŸ‘πŸΌCO-OP πŸ‘πŸΌ CAMPAIGN πŸ‘πŸΌ GAMES πŸ‘πŸΌ WITH πŸ‘πŸΌ LOCAL πŸ‘πŸΌ AND πŸ‘πŸΌ ONLINE πŸ‘πŸΌ PLAY πŸ‘πŸΌ

I will be on my deathbed FUMING that we don't know what Hollyhock wrote in her letter to Bojack πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

Need to learn how to work text chat during matches in Marvel Rivals so when people ask "Where are my heals?" I can say "I wanted you to die. And I always get my way <3" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jfc assume I'm busy doing something else or getting my cheeks clapped by someone diving our backline lol

I ship Gina Cazador with the makeup artist who covered the bruises on her neck before her and Bojack's interview with Biscuits Braxby. I hope they're living happily together off of her Philbert and Fireflame money <3

Time for some peace of mind scrolling on the butterfly app after angry posting on Facebook πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ weird how doom scrolling doesn't seem to be a thing here

women are just the most amazing and incredible creatures

I need a music collaboration between Chappell Roan and Nana Osaki/Blast NOW πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€ idc lol

Thinking about her

The fact the Yu-Gi-Oh Early Days Collection games include "phonetic Brooklyn" in their localizations puts a smile on my face.

Putting together a -very- small stack of books that have been banned (in the U.S.) for a customer

Lol I love how under every post Overwatch makes on YouTube at least, the comments are filled with people trolling and posting ultimate voice lines from Marvel Rivals πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I feel like I suck ass on Invisible Woman in Marvel Rivals, but i do get MVPs and win 60% of my games on her after 10 hours πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@emily.tgirl.gay me, whenever Taylor Swifts name is mentioned lol

My immediate assumption about anyone who complains about DEI or similar is that they actually can’t compete on a level playing field

I create to survive reality, too.

Listening to women talking about women, movies, gaming, or anything I general, is my new favorite pastime.

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

I think it’s very important to draw gay art and have gay sex right now. Give it a try, if you haven’t already. This is my advice for today.

It means "Peace among worlds" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚