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Saw a Pokémon episode where Jesse and James are giving Meowth shit for not being able to open locks and Jesse says that the Black Arachnid’s Meowth opened thousands of locks and Meowth looks back at her and says “yeah he probably had thousands of keys” You come at the king you best not miss.

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ABS says this missed by 4 nanometers. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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“we win game 1 — which we should have” —guy who gave up walk-off grand slam in game 1

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Good God, the locker room must have fumigated with copium. Embarrassing quote.

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I wrote this a very long time ago about Shadow of Mordor's unhinged adversary system: www.burgess.love/home/2017/10...

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During the first year of COVID, my wife and I started playing Rock Band together. Since then, we have spent $700 on new instruments and own over 1,000 songs. Sometimes, we get too high and play cursed set lists. Until now, I've only shared them with select friends. Now, I share them with you.

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I think about "little ghoulie having a munch" pretty much every time I'm in a restaurant

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Federal employees - are you tired of Elon Musk trying to contact you? Have you tried pretending to be the mother of his children?

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Fellas if your wife ever gets mad at you for something you did you should say she has husband derangement syndrome. Make memes about her having it and post them online

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It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's meeting the Dave Coulier of your dreams, then meeting his Dave Coulier wife.

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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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Need a Menswear Guy thread on the history of bullet-proof vests in men's fashion

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Once again thinking about how the official theme song of the first Wrestlemania was "Easy Lover" by Phil Collins

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me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

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This is gonna be the dumbest dark age.

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This kind of thing is so psychic damage-inducing but it really reinforces how many people don’t pay attention to anything and just let vibes guide their opinion. Message is to have superior vibes

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It's beautiful 😭😭😭

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Amazing show

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Truly unmatched opening in podcasting history

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My company claims to be "progressive" and "inclusive" yet doesn't have a room for openly weeping hmmm...

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Me at an Arby's in 2007:

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Cursed Rock Band Set Lists, a thread:

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During the first year of COVID, my wife and I started playing Rock Band together. Since then, we have spent $700 on new instruments and own over 1,000 songs. Sometimes, we get too high and play cursed set lists. Until now, I've only shared them with select friends. Now, I share them with you.

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beaker on magazine covers: thread

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i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard

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I think the best part of the blues brothers is when they plow their 1974 dodge through a group of Illinois nazis. That was fucking sick

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getting fired from my closed captioning job for writing "[speaking English]" for all English dialogue

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Cleansing the timeline with 10/10 Letterman musical guests

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This next one is an old classic [tuning guitar while talking] it's by Scott Boras and His Free Agents [still tuning] it's called "Three Years (With Opt Outs)", let's do it in D fellas, and a 1 and a 2

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Love posts like this because they are extraordinarily depressing and defeatist, and also what the fuck am I supposed to do about it David

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