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This is the energy 👏

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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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Cannot imagine the soul sickness you have to possess to not be repulsed by this cruelty.

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“Your family will have less, but it’ll be more expensive” is definitely a solid economic pitch

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can't spell tariffs without ffs

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This feels a lot like that early period of Covid when some people were shouting about how bad it was going to be while guys like Trump and Musk were predicting it would be over by April.

submitted 5 days ago • 174 comments

I don’t like how the Trump administration forces me to learn the most annoying new things possible when I could be devoting that brain space to other things

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Just reposting this to say if you’re attending the WHCA dinner tonight, you’ve earned the flotilla of fuck yous that’s coming your way. Here, let me get it started: fuck you.

submitted 6 days ago • 116 comments

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

submitted 7 days ago • 440 comments

me: why do chicken coups only have two doors? interviewer: i meant questions about the job… me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans. interviewer: you’re hired.

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

Has anyone ever said "My rights are a distraction?" It's always someone else's rights, right?

submitted 11 days ago • 53 comments

It's always the ones you most expect

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Probably speaks very well for Pope Francis that a lot of people on here who have an instantaneous antagonism towards anything religious are still kind of like “look I’m not going to church but I sort of it get it” when it comes to him

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Calling it now, watch this be Pantone's color of the year for 2026. Olo teal will be olo-ver.

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Five people—three researchers and two test subjects—have just seen a color no human has ever seen before.

submitted 14 days ago • 74 comments

theonion.com/historians-q...

submitted 15 days ago • 235 comments

Candy corn, candy pumpkins, any time of year. Pure sugary goodness 🧡 They also make cute cupcake toppers.

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People need to be hearing about this shit every single day. Zoom in on literally anything here.

submitted 17 days ago • 52 comments

Kinds feel like this every time someone mentions the idea of voting Trump or his enablers out

submitted 18 days ago • 59 comments

A photo, from the state of Pennsylvania, showing some of the damage to the Pennsylvania governor's mansion after the arson fire.

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

This feels like a 30 Rock bit

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This show is like catching up w/ John Carter when he's the Mark Green of the ER. I love it 🥹

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Horrible story, with three weeks left in the semester!! He was about to graduate! This admin is really making this country as hostile as possible to other nations for academics, travel, and doing business in general. Their intentions of isolation should be pretty clear by now. Not great, Bob.

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US peeps, if you're looking to purchase something like a window air conditioner, freezer, dehumidifier, or really anything semi-durable which can be obtained from a big box store... well you might want to take advantage of the inventory that's already here.

submitted 23 days ago • 103 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 24 days ago • 876 comments

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

submitted 25 days ago • 314 comments

Wow that’s a lot of paid protestors. Maybe we shouldn’t listen to any fucking idiot who says shit like that about anything ever again?

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Every day I wake up to the news

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55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

submitted 30 days ago • 62 comments

Dead people telling the President to pursue a trade war with an uninhabited island is real George III territory

submitted 30 days ago • 224 comments

How it started // how it's going

submitted 31 days ago • 1062 comments

to be loved is to be changed

submitted 31 days ago • 108 comments

The Trump admin just illegally stripped collective bargaining rights from hundreds of thousands of federal workers in 18 different departments across multiple agencies. The regime stated that “Certain Federal unions have declared war on President Trump’s agenda.” www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

submitted 36 days ago • 48 comments

Gulag Barbie brought her curling iron, gold watch, pearl earrings, and Caboodle full of makeup to the foreign prison

submitted 37 days ago • 193 comments

this is where the analogy to Brexit is really useful. A similar attitude that the US is completely self-sufficient and needs nothing from anyone. Too bad a lot of innocent people are gonna find out the hard way that this isn’t true.

submitted 43 days ago • 456 comments

White supremacists hiding the achievements of non-white people is a pretty good indication that they know white people aren’t supreme.

submitted 44 days ago • 66 comments

blasting my March Madness anthem today:

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Target, in a way, is manifesting the same problem as the Democrats -- giving away parts of what people liked about them or wanted from them in order to appease an audience that doesn't like them at all or doesn't want them ever, no matter how low they sink, no matter how noisily they obey.

submitted 43 days ago • 51 comments

After breaking into the US Institute of Peace (USIP) Monday, DOGE members immediately got to work taking down signs to erase the independent agency. Photos taken yesterday shared directly with me:

submitted 44 days ago • 213 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will stop paywalling articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 45 days ago • 1690 comments

Dropkick Murphys’ lead singer, Ken Casey: Dropkick Murphys has always been about standing with your friends, your family, and the things you believe in. Trump is the exact opposite of everything we sing about. He’s turned on America’s friends and allies—he’s a rat and a coward.

submitted 46 days ago • 122 comments

Ah, he never disappoints.

submitted 46 days ago • 135 comments

You know what stories I would like to read and hear about? People who have been pushed even more to the left/progressive/ Dem socialist side after the last several years-- and after everything happening with the Dem establishment now.

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