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Cancer ♋️ | Afro-Caribbean Latina 🇵🇦 | Aspiring Yogi🧘🏽‍♀️| Dog Mom 🐶🐶 | Queer 🏳️‍🌈| Purveyor of all things cool 😎😎😎
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High School reunion event 1 down! It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Tomorrow is the white party

DC is hosting World Pride this year and I refuse to go for this very reason. I’ll have my first pride experience when it’s less dangerous.

I spilled Lamb Vindaloo all over my carpeted steps

When the shower curtain touches me…

Which is so disheartening. Yet they wonder why we are crashing out, they lied to us 😭

Seeing Kartel tonight made my inner child smile

On my job search I’m noticing that a lot for these “careers” pages are crashing … this is so scary

Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.

Just saw this reel

Elder millennials watching traders freak out about a global economic collapse that will wreck tens of millions of lives and livelihoods, possibly irreparably

Arguing & people who go out their way to misunderstand me

Yep! Apparently the fireworks were for Petalpalooza down at Navy Yard

This man being in office and his antics has everyone shook! Fireworks from a festival was going off but many in the ring/neighborhood chat thought we needed to o prepare for war

Remember Black people:

CTFU … why are the brand of toilets at the MGM called Toto 😭

I hate King Cheeto so much

Being back on the job hunt has me really thinking about going back to school but then would it even matter with everything that’s happening right now?

My Queer West Indian massive would you be down?! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82t7eWv/

Welp I think another family member just found out I’m gay

I’m having puppy fever… I need to be told no 😂

Made myself banana pancakes this am knowing damn well I don’t like pancakes… guess I needed a reminder or something 🙄

Easter is coming up and I have to remember to put in an order for Bun. I can’t miss out again this year!

Probably Dr. Dolittle or The Nutty Professor

lol these yn’s are really out of pocket. Why I saw one pull up to the gas station the other day in a drop top and with shiesty on… lol living in DC never gets old 😂

This is so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I mean I did like Hamtaro as a kid lol

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Y'all don't watch enough sci-fi movies and it show 😒😒

My clothes start falling off me like tenderized meat off the bone soon as I step past the threshold of my home

Once I stop caring, baby. I’ll never care again.

History

The demons are really out to play huh? Break up, Trump, My job, shit breaking in my house, a reconnection fail and NOW why the fuck my ex (first ever girlfriend) just pop up out the woodwork?! Like I swear shorty was blocked!!!!

I’ve always liked old ppl cereal so Raisin Bran and Frosted Mini Wheats … maybe a Captain Crunch on occasion

Seems like the only jobs I’m getting interviews for are hybrid… I’m seriously dreading having to get dressed for work, office politics, micro aggressions and having to tone down my hair and nails 😩

Ive been depressed for months. I noticed when I stopped doing little things for myself. Ppl joke about depression like its an esthetic but for some of us its debilitating.

I truly cannot take another “I can’t believe these mfs are doing this” when these mfs told you exactly what they were going to do!

I don't wanna be resilient, I want the things I have to endure as a marginalized person to cease to exist so I don't have to be

idk how a person can be weird, mean, & disrespectful on a consistent basis & expect you to want to talk to them or like them…needs to be studied fr

Overwhelmed 😩😩😩lawd I just want to lay down and turn off my brain…

Light work