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Sam Darnold is the new QB1 of the Seattle Seahawks, signing a 3-year $100 million contract with $55 million guaranteed to go .500 every season Sam Darnold Moves To Seattle To Become The Next Seahawks QB Treading Water📝 #NFL #SeattleSeahawks deadseriousness.com/sam-darnold-...

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"I pray Druski was not slip and sliding on this woman, flattening her like a Looney Tune. I also pray that if he did, there is video evidence and everyone goes to prison." NOT DRUSKI NOOOOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY OIL📝 #Druski #Diddy deadseriousness.com/druski-diddy...

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2022 All-Pro defensive end, Haason Reddick, after wasting the New York Jets time, signs a 1-year, $14 million deal with the Tampa Bay Bucs. After Scamming the New York Jets, Haason Reddick Brings His Talent To Tampa Bay📝 #NFL #TampaBayBuccaneers deadseriousness.com/after-scammi...

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From strengthening up the trenches to deciding, ya know, who will be their starting quarterback, let’s talk 2025 New York Jets free agency. 2025 New York Jets Free Agency Guide📝 #NFL #NewYorkJets deadseriousness.com/2025-new-yor...

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Christian Braun makes Kentavious Caldwell Pope look like Ron Baker

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From locking down Chris Godwin to potentially reeling in a Bosa Brothers, let’s talk 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers free agency. 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Free Agency Guide📝 #NFL #TampaBayBuccaneers deadseriousness.com/2025-tampa-b...

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From a potential return of a HOF pass rusher to the reconstruction of this stinky O-Line, let’s talk 2025 Chicago Bears free agency Chicago Bears 2025 Free Agency Guide📝 #NFL #ChicagoBears deadseriousness.com/chicago-bear...

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From Luka and OG having a weird one-on-one battle to Jalen Brunson snapping under the weight of KAT’s nothingness, Let’s talk Knicks Lakers The Game I Watched Yesterday: The Knicks and Lakers Randomly Decide To Have a Classic at 1AM📝 #NBA #NewYorkKnicks deadseriousness.com/the-game-i-w...

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A DK Metcalf trade is imminent. Let’s look around the NFL and see which 5 teams would benefit most from acquiring the 2-time Pro Bowler. 5 DK Metcalf Trade Ideas📝 #NFL #SeattleSeahawks deadseriousness.com/5-dk-metcalf...

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Landry Shamet is the last man off the New York Knicks bench and the most fascinating player on the team. Every night is a tryout to stay in the NBA. The Stress of Landry Shamet Minutes📝 #NBA #NewYorkKnicks deadseriousness.com/the-stress-o...

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🚨LETS GET THIS DREAD🚨 Hey, I wrote about the Oscars... (subscribe, yo) #Oscars #AcademyAwards lesterlee.substack.com/p/2025-oscar...

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From Jade Cargill sending a girl to the ICU to John Cena selling his soul to The Rock, let’s talk WWE Elimination Chamber 2025 Lester Lee’s WWE Elimination Chamber 2025 Review📝 #WWE #EliminationChamber deadseriousness.com/lester-lees-...

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Luka Doncic is about to go through Boot Camp, returning from summer vacation with an entirely different personality. Swag confiscated. The Lakers Are Running Luka Doncic Through The Lame Machine📝 #NBA #LosAngelesLakers deadseriousness.com/luka-doncic-...

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🚨LETS GET THIS DREAD🚨 Hey, I wrote about the Lakers, Knicks, Sixers and Suns (subscribe, yo) #NBA #PhoenixSuns lesterlee.substack.com/p/kevin-dura...

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Twitch Streamer, Extra Emily, said the n-word live on camera so casually that you know the word is part of her regular vocabulary. I Cannot Stop Watching This Asian Girl Saying The N-Word Live On Her Twitch Stream📝 deadseriousness.com/extra-emily-...

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The Yankees have officially ended their antiquated no-beard policy but let’s give a round of applause to Alex Rodriguez for always keeping a beard. We Don’t Give Alex Rodriguez Enough Credit For Breaking The Yankees No-Beard Policy First📝 #MLB #NewYorkYankees deadseriousness.com/we-dont-give...

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After all these years, Hooters may be finally shutting its doors as they’ve filed for bankruptcy thanks to the woke mind virus. Woke Killed Hooters📝 #Hooters #BusinessNews deadseriousness.com/woke-killed-...

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So you open your wife’s phone and see she’s texting NFL All-Pro receiver, Steve Smith, about wanting to gag on it. What do you do next? What Do You Do When You Find Out Steve Smith Is Rearranging Your Wife’s IUD?📝 #NFL #BaltimoreRavens deadseriousness.com/tony-martine...

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Every 6 months we are forced against our will to read psychotic Anthony Edwards abortion texts because he simply won’t make a phone call. Anthony Edwards Needs To Learn When It’s Time To Make A Phone Call📝 #NBA #MinnesotaTimberwolves deadseriousness.com/anthony-edwa...

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Logan Paul got some bad news today: He is banned from Egypt. Or at least, that’s what Mr. Beast told him…..lol It Is Sooooo Funny That Logan Paul Thinks He’s Banned From Egypt📝 #LoganPaul #WWE deadseriousness.com/it-is-sooooo...

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A new “celebrity” beef between Matt Gaetz and Alan Ritchson is brewing. The man who pays children for sex and that guy from that thing. Matt Gaetz Should Challenge Alan Ritchson To A Fight📝 #Reacher deadseriousness.com/matt-gaetz-a...

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Tua Tagovailoa for Kyler Murray, who says no??? Predicting All 32 Starting Quarterbacks For the 2025 NFL Season📝 deadseriousness.com/predicting-a...

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Lavar Ball seems to be in good spirits after his foot amputation but it’s all about to go downhill once his caretaker arrives… The Truly Awful Part About Lavar Ball Losing His Foot That No One’s Talking About📝 deadseriousness.com/lavar-ball-f...

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SNL aired a Tom Hanks MAGA sketch that disrespected and demeaned Trump voters, the least racist people on God’s white, I mean green Earth We Cannot Allow Tom Hanks To Portray MAGA Voters As Racists📝 #SNL #MAGA deadseriousness.com/we-cannot-al...

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I have discovered a new way to unlock full human potential. All of humanities mysteries can be answered inside of your vacuum cleaner bags The Truth Lies Within Your Vacuum Cleaner Bags📝 deadseriousness.com/the-truth-li...

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If you’re a true Chicago Cubs fan then you’d understand that even though your team makes the most money in MLB, the owner just can’t afford players. We Need To Start a GoFundMe For The Chicago Cubs📝 #MLB #ChicagoCubs deadseriousness.com/we-need-to-s...

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Richie Incognito bullied Jonathan Martin out of the NFL but don’t let Martin claiming he wasn’t actually bullied distract you from the fact that Incognito sucks Richie Incognito Is Still An Asshole📝 #NFL #MiamiDolphins deadseriousness.com/richie-incog...

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Between Rafael Devers and Alex Bregman, the Boston Red Sox now have two third basemen who expect to play third base. This should end well… Looks Like The Red Sox Will Be The First Team in MLB History With Two Players At Third Base📝 deadseriousness.com/red-sox-thir...

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"So many people who hate basketball were given microphones during an event that should be celebrating basketball." 17 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2025 NBA All-Star Weekend📝 #NBA #NBAAllStar deadseriousness.com/winners-and-...

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From Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega looking like before and after pictures to Mercedes Mone making Harley Cameron look like Kurt Angle, let’s talk AEW Grand Slam Australia Lester Lee’s AEW Grand Slam Australia Review📝 #AEW #AEWGrandSlam deadseriousness.com/lester-lees-...

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"We may be witnessing the start of D.C.’s newest power couple—as the two join forces to make sure every school shooter is properly equipped with the correct ammo to slaughter their classmates" Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock Are Just Two Crazy Kids In Love📝 deadseriousness.com/lauren-boebe...

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🚨LETS GET THIS DREAD🚨 Hey, I wrote about Elon Musk and his Doge dream team of dorks (Also reviewed some recent TV I watched) Subscribe, yo #ElonMusk #DOGE lesterlee.substack.com/p/if-you-can...

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We should all shame the Jets for trying to stop the Aaron Rodgers Pat McAfee friendship. Men’s mental health is so important these days but the Jets just don’t care... The Jets Should Be Ashamed For Trying To Break Up The Aaron Rodgers Pat McAfee Friendship📝 deadseriousness.com/the-jets-sho...

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🚨LETS GET THIS DREAD🚨 Hey, I wrote about the Super Bowl (and I wrote a weird little thing about DEI pilots for the sickos) Subscribe, yo lesterlee.substack.com/p/questionab...

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Marvel has blessed the streets with a new Fantastic Four trailer so let’s wildly speculate based on like, 90 seconds of footage. 5 Questions After Watching The New Fantastic Four Trailer📝 #Marvel #FantasticFour deadseriousness.com/5-questions-...

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A brand new Kyle Kuzma Giannis partnership in Milwaukee is a precedent-setting move, preparing us all for Giannis’s LeBron James era. Kyle Kuzma Will Turn Giannis into the Next LeBron James📝 deadseriousness.com/kyle-kuzma-w...

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Marcus Jordan was arrested and Americans nationwide should be outraged. Let MJ’s kid do their little crack in peace. Michael Jordan’s Son Should Be Allowed To Do Some Cocaine📝 #NBA #ChicagoBulls deadseriousness.com/marcus-jorda...

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Time to make up fake Myles Garrett trade ideas now that the reigning DPOY has officially requested a trade away from the Cleveland Predators. 5 Myles Garrett Trade Ideas📝 #NFL #ClevelandBrowns deadseriousness.com/5-myles-garr...

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"I’m so jealous of Bianca Censori—the 30-year Italian-Australian who busted her ass to get a master’s degree in architecture and is now using that degree to design Kanye West’s ugly sneakers and hoodies" Life Must Be So Easy and Carefree For Bianca Censori📝 deadseriousness.com/life-must-be...

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From the women’s division suddenly becoming loaded with stars to Roman Reigns coming to work to actually work, here’s what we learned from WWE Royal Rumble 2025. 7 Lessons Learned From WWE Royal Rumble 2025📝 #WWE #RoyalRumble deadseriousness.com/7-lessons-le...

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A Luka Doncic Los Angeles Lakers trade randomly happened in the middle of the night and here's my best attempt at making sense of it all 9 Biggest Winners and Losers of the Luka Doncic Los Angeles Lakers Trade📝 #NBA #LosAngelesLakers deadseriousness.com/9-biggest-wi...

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Baltimore Ravens kicker, Justin Tucker, has pulled a Deshaun Watson, begging professional masseuses to touch his weewee. Who the fuck does Justin Tucker think he is? Never Leave Your House With Justin Tucker’s Level of Confidence📝 #NFL #BaltimoreRavens deadseriousness.com/justin-tucke...

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Karla Sofía Gascón is the first openly trans woman ever nominated for Best Actress and she may have some bad tweets but she’s still learning and growing. She’s only 52. We Can’t Get Mad At Karla Sofía Gascón For Her Old Tweets📝 #Oscars deadseriousness.com/we-cant-get-...

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Scotty Pippen Jr is a key member of one of the best teams in the NBA. His father was one of the best players ever. And no one gives a shit. It’s Insane That Scotty Pippen Jr is an NBA Player📝 #NBA #MemphisGrizzlies deadseriousness.com/its-insane-t...

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Zion Williamson was once penciled in as the future face of the NBA and now he’s a negative contract on a last place team. Let’s find Zion a new home. 6 Teams That Should Take A Chance Trading For Zion Williamson📝 #NBA #NewOrleansPelicans deadseriousness.com/7-teams-that...

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