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Hot yoga and fishing, though not necessarily in that order. I hate corgis.
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Ultimate frisbee tournament.

Today is Orson Welles' birthday. If you've never listened to his radio commentaries, including those he delivered after the 1946 blinding of Isaac Woodard, a black WWII veteran, by policemen in South Carolina, you really owe it to yourself to.

I just learned about the existence of shrimp hot dogs!

Here’s an idea, lasagne water

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

BOUNDARY WATERS MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS We asked students who took their first wilderness trips through our No Boundaries to the Boundary Waters program - "How would you describe the Boundary Waters?" These were some of the best - and these student quotes are no joke!

Say what you will about Julien Donkey-Boy, at least it adheres to the tenets of Dogme 95.

Starburst favereds jelly beans taste like soap!

Lots of tubes on The Pitt! Too many, in my opinion!

Canada beats us in hockey. Panama in soccer. Next up, we get spanked by Greenland in curling.

Fever Dream by @samantaschweblin.bsky.social is a very good book.

What could be more boring than the play-by-play of a lasagne?

Amy Klobuchar believes she was elected to do important work, like formalizing the bald eagle as our national bird.

@smith.senate.gov what’s your deal with this? “Sen. Smith (MN): telling constituents she currently has no position on the Elon/Trump continuing resolution bill.”

“I’m eating a toast cookie. You know, the ones that got cancelled.”

Opals are nasty!

Beer and anchovies are a great combination!

It was a great afternoon to pick up dog shit in Saint Paul! (Frozen cold, but not frozen to the ground cold!)

“Home of the anchovy Bloody Mary” (just workshopping some ideas here)

If you think you might like Severance, you should definitely read The Employees by Olga Ravn.

When Amy Klobuchar discovered that the eagle wasn’t officially our national bird, she should have slipped a turkey in there, just like they did with edibles at the MN Legislature. PLEASE mention this when you call her office to tell her to take action today.

Is TikTok still illegal?

"How miraculous and wondrous, chopping wood and hauling water."

"When your real enemies are too strong, you get weaker enemies."

"A question is a threat."

"The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding." -Some motivational asshole

"Make me a millionaire and a dirty martini." -Syllepsis

I feel like there is a lot less "It is what it is" floating around in the culture these days and a lot more "It's an absolute shit show out there today."

My beard smells like butter!

MN: Canada's Florida

There’s something a little awkward about directly following someone on the adductor machine.

Ate peanut butter pie.

I’ve been looking for a disquisition on the similarities and differences between ratfucking and shithousery, but have so far failed to find anything good. Is something afoot?

Brainerd Diarrhea

I hate corgis!

The funniest skeet I have seen on this thing to date