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thelonespoon.bsky.social
Not An Authority on Any Thing No genders to be found here. Refer to me as you wish. They/Them preferred.
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when i accidentally use the same word twice in a paragraph i bite down on a pill i keep under my tongue that makes me go to sleep

does bluesky keep setting my posting language to french cos of my email thats fucked up

Laura Pérez @lauraperezgranel.bsky.social

Thomas W. Schaller

The county's old saw mill, long since abandoned, had a tendency feature in local mythos. A place of murder, vandalism and worse yet premarital sex. Decades old sawdust coalescing into a hardened pseudolumber. Smell of stale pine perminating throughout. Memories of industrialized murder of the wood.

commenting on every youtube video by a man "Oh yum... the fujoshis are gonna be feasting tonight!!" regardless of content, just to keep him on his toes

we've got to start being more vague and obscure

you need to play at least one game that youtuber consensus fucking hates and form your own opinion. Your taste in games will improve significantly if you do this simple action

Collapsible blades folding in on themselves. Pulling strands out of the fabric. Reforming them in a new fabric. Cross stitched spaces and instances from places we've yet to conceive. Destruction to symbiosis to creation.

Everyday I am struck with the fear of somehow being subjected to a Hamilton clip.

François Schuiten

Creaking pipes accompanying an orchestra of howling winds. The house is in shambles. Decrypt and dying. Too cold to rot physically, yet suspended indefinitely in a limbo state of existence. A halfway house to a menagerie of castaways and freaks. Seeking shelter in nonexistentance.

Kinda unhinged to watch Return of the King extended pretty much right after finishing Twin Peaks The Return but here we are

Busy fingering a guy into existence

here & there 🌙✨ [ #pixelart ]

Frank Frazetta

Anxiety plagues me lately, skeletal fingers drumming a war beat on my heart. Drilling hard an directionless urgency. Demanding action to the inactionable. Thick mist in the mind, a fog of self deception.

Art by Steve R Dodd ‘Deep Space: Globule’ (2018, acrylics on canvas board)

Robert McCall, 1971.

The newest edition of Airtight Garage is only in French, so I downloaded Duolingo to refresh myself and holy fuck are those AI voices awful.

Fallout New Vegas, I used to buy that shit for other people lmao

#dailysketch 456, #darkart

Someone should send me zyns

looking like big head cheat mode

Actually insane

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Master Barlowe Model kit Sunday-

Big time hup right there bud

Unfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life

lil bro don't know how beds work

me while every knuckle on my right hand is bleeding: you really should moisturise

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youtu.be/BxFOVX6yrQY Phenomenal

It's Louis Vuitton bitch 💅

Good fishing

Verily thou doth posteth too much milord thy serfs cry out cringe

Sam McLean, The Tower of Babel, for Heavy Metal, 1980

Mont Ventoux. A private commission from February 2019. Watercolour.

happy super bowl to all