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thelorryist.bsky.social
thelorryist from the Bird app. Road Transport guy. Other stuff.
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Weird ass dog, weird ass personality. Permanent side eye. Grows on you.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)

submitted 6 days ago • 373 comments

Be a driver they said. Be fun they said

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Some people really are total fucking bellends

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Cat doing a Saturday

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Rough week. Sad news, many miles, hard work. The rest will just be sitting under a blanket

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Woken up by the neighbours car, shortly followed by the other neighbour screaming at him. Not a bantz

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

I heard there woz chips about

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The endless nonsense of trying to get paid as a small business is so draining. "We pay 30 days end of month" Oh really? Because I thought I was the contractor and set the payment terms, but please tell me again how you decided to double the terms we contractually agreed to 😑😑😑😑

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Took the dog for a night walk in the spooky woods. Because i'm so very tired of people Best walk in ages

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Have to go through ISO 9001 for a future requirement and I don't know if that has much meaning for anyone but what an absolute load or horseshit it is 😖

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

Managed the 10k steps a day thing all through January in an effort to combat the sads. Takes more intention than you would imagine, going to keep it going I think.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

This guy rage pissed on the sofa yesterday in protest at having to go for a walk. Reminding myself that he was cute once

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

What the fuck has happened to Barclays that they can't seem to fix it, or is it just that I.T banking nerds don't work the weekend? Banks directing people to use food banks in lieu of access to their own money is a surprisingly normalised discourse for 2025 UK.

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Barclays app has fallen over so that is helpful when I need to pay tax return

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Both banned from the sofa at night. So where are they?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

All the lads there now Have no energy for social media anything just now, so pets is all you get

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Getting lifted whilst driving your twat chariot to the morrisons daily to pick up your meal deal

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

All bookshops should have shelves high enough to need a sliding ladder

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Give me buttons to work stuff not sodding touch screens. Volume control and skip track should not need me to activate a screen. Bring back headphone jacks and bin loudspeaker modes. I don't want to hear your pure shite in public.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Bristol squirrel on his lunch break Doesn't want to talk

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

It was very cold on the walk. Beautiful but very cold. Louis needs a bigger jacket. But he did look very smort, regardless

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

When dog is too smol to leave unattended outside the shop

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Bought a breatheable jacket at Mountain Warehouse for the dog walks Went to TK Maxx, she bought a tiny table that is too small to put anything on Together we went to buy a houseplant If you are wondering how the 40s are looking

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

You are not allowed there. And yet, there you are.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Monday. Nope.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Snuck out the door. Rolled in some shit. The Jack Russell side of the breeding is a dick

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments