theman2000.bsky.social
Male, 30, bored and distractable
i don't say much, but i do a lot of lurking
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I wonder if your eyes open when you're asleep. I think my dad experiences this, where his eyes open and dry out in the night. Try an eyemask and maybe some eyedrops when you go to bed.
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Superstition gaming
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the leopards are *hungry* tonight, it seems
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Yummy gypsum
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f i l l h e r ~
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I know you as "that wacky cat girl with the fucking enormous boobs" if it's any consolation.
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Even an extra dimension may not be enough to fit all of that...
This is excellent
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Lightweight and ergonomic for easy transport and handling!
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Yippee
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Be careful, you don't want to get kicked out of Build-a-Bear
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That second image is *perfect*.
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Let her cook
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YOOOOO
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there's probably a lot of useful stuff in the steam guides tab. if i were less eepy, i might have more informative suggestions..
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oh, and parking your ship in an asteroid belt (if a star system has one) is a great place to find lots of ores to mine, if your mech can manage it
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the best thing is to follow the story on your first playthrough.
then, for your second playthrough, nuke your universe save folder and mod the hell out of the game :)
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Death Stranding looking different than I remember..
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She eated it all
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Good kitty
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I *was* staring at her cock, but I'd happily stare at her boobs if she wanted :)
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Fertility idol
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That fourth image is a big mood
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Destroy him 😈
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That is the most goobery-looking Mandela Catalogue shadow creature I have *ever* seen.
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Nice titties 👌
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Amen
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I need this so badly
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He always seems to be in some kind of danger or predicament, diesn't he
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Squish that cat
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I *love* this animation
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Prestidickitation
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Has nobody considered that
1) this may be satire, or
2) that porn is porn and real people are real people, and that most people *don't* look for a porn genre that explicitly objectifies other humans??
someone makes a sarcastic steam comment, and people act like they've been personally attacked?
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If someone uses that term to refer to a *real* person, then I agree
but what if it's in reference to a fictional person in a fictional game? where's the harm a pornography genre simply existing, especially when it is almost exclusively about fictional characters?
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First of all, there's no way this isn't satire, just from the way it's phrased.
Second, saying "the H word" is just ridiculous. Hermaphrodite isn't a slur; it literally just means "posessing the reproductive organs of both sexes," and anyone who uses it as a slur is an idiot, and should be ignored.
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yesssss
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Dementia
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I want to give her belly rubs, mess up her hair, and squeeze her boobs (in addition to other, bed-damaging things) :)
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Him filling himself up, maybe? I don't think I've seen him do that before 👉👈
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Real 😔
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Good stuff as usual 👍
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The creature's endurance is boundless, as is his ability to remain hydrated...
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my god, they just get cuter and cuter
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My brain is screaming at me, but your smut is too good 😩
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All I can hear in my head is Dr. Weird shouting "My ass has finally decided to eat my hand!"
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Woah. That's really good, dude
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Beware; maw is the gateway to vore (no pun intended)
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I can hardly focus on the question, because it almost looks like she's in the "why is everyone so mean to me" pose XD