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Tv streaming services annoy me so much. Paradise premiered 5 weeks ago and I've been excited for the new episode every week and then I just saw them advertising the finale tomorrow! These seasons are upsettingly short!

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Finally a way to get notifications when someone posts!

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I took a bite of a very crunchy chicken tender and immediately thought "Heidi's gonna say something about it being crunchy" and then she said "wow, that was loud!" 😂. Over the past year she frequently comments when I'm eating crunchy food

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At a party the other day, someone put out a bag of chips that expired 2 years ago. I wish I could trust people's food but you really can't.

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Logically I know that words evolve and have regional variations and argue that to people sometimes. But emotionally, it pisses me off that literally also means figuratively and that Utahns call fry bread "scones" even though scones are also a separate pastry.

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@sadie6.bsky.social in reply to your soup Keurig repost, one of the group camping trips, one guy was pulling out a packet of instant and a stove like twice a day! 😂 Literally sometimes whipping a packet out of his pocket and using free hot water from convenience stores

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Those Southwest flight attendants who identify as comedians are gonna start roasting people who don't walk fast enough

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I cleared my check engine light before I got new tires installed so that the techs would maybe respect my car more. Like I can halve a check engine light on for 20 months but I don't want techs to know that!

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I told a woman what my protocol was to utilize a clean sink whenever I came upon one while camping. She said "I never thought I'd learn hygiene from a man". I said I'm not like other men and she didn't get the reference so she just called me metrosexual the rest of the trip.

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On a party invite I just got, from someone who I already as dy have reservations being friends with:

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