themoot.bsky.social
I post dicks here.
18+ Only.
He/Himbo.
Extra medium sized doggo.
Good dog in the streets.
Party mutt in the sheets.
pornhub.com/model/strawdoge
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Commissioning a body suit that looks like human skin to wear with a fursuit head.
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I cannot describe with words alone my relationship with this piece of media haha
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Everyone wants Double Galaxy Brownies.
Not everyone deserves Double Galaxy Brownies.
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Kashra baby I love you enough to wade through blood and viscera so you can focus on your Shep duties.
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I would probably be the butcher because that is a gross fucking job and I don't think anyone else would want to do it lol.
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I didn't know you enjoyed this type of music. This is one of my favourite compositions.
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The pup hood might as well be a plague doctors mask cause it keeps boys from kissing me at cons.
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All of the people who hold the knowledge and access to these hobbies in my area would murder me and my family if it were legal.
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It's really good but the cranberry version they release around Christmas is better (cause you can mix it with cough syrup and go to the moon).
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Every time I nut in you it resets me to factory settings.
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Maslow wept
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It's a jerk off and order pizza night my dude.
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"Ten juicy little gayboys all jockstrapped and poppered up. Ready to get their bussies wet at the Gaga concert."
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If I can't goon to Waluigi slash fic in front of you WE ARE NOT FRIENDS 🚨🚨🚨❌❌❌🚫🚫🚫
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Oh my god Harke WHY
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This has "my parents aren't home" energy.
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I said the world "alleviated" at a job once and was called a nerd for it.
Like, crack a fuckin book open once in a while.
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They wish that they could navigate sexual depravity with the skill that we do.
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Every time I see one of his pics my dick has an existential crisis.
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Possible the most 2008 soundtrack of 2008
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Possibly the best pick I've seen so far
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Pet this dog!
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Till-pilled dog here.
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Ay yo are we loving Tiller in here?
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Day traders: What firm are you with?
Me: *hitting the pookie in the middle of the bullpen* soRRy, wHaT?
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You're right Infy. Thank you for inspiring me to smoke crack and commit wire fraud.
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The hole is @bennycane.bsky.social
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*my one remaining brain cell firing*
SWEH ATTY BOYE
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I want someone to put a quarter in my sheath and crank my balls clockwise until a little bubble pack with a Hot Wheels toy car comes out.
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Hey.
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I need this in my living room but as an oil painting.
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Everybody rags on the French but they have a candor about them that I find delightful.
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"Then perish."
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I will never forgive the education system for convincing me that I hated learning when I really just hated being subjugated.
It took me over a decade to reclaim my love of learning and I will hate institutional education until the day that I die.
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Shit I forgot the west coast existed