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Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
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Bravery is being afraid of a thing and doing it anyway.
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That takes “finger lickin’ good” to a whole new level.
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Simple: their favorite flavor of paint chips is leaded red. Combined with the lingering aftereffects of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and their pride at never having read a book that dint have no pikshures, here we are.
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And it’s also… *checks calendar*… still only the first month.
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It’s what Muskrat and Trumplestiltskin want. Escalation gives a nice pretext for full-blown invasion and annexation.
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Beetlejuice is a PG movie with a F bomb.
You’re allowed one a day.
I don’t make the rules.
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One time while on Ambien, I switched my car insurance to GEICO. True story.
I did not save 15% or more. That little lizard is full of lies.
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I would change onomatopoeia to “frrb,” but keep the pronunciation.
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Reagan is puking in his grave.
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Aww man, not Bill Guerin!!!