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Dad to a wonderful grown-up. Brain tumor survivor. Reformed touring and recording bass player/ drummer. I build some of the best tube guitar and bass amps in the world in beautiful Northern California. Weirdos cheerfully welcomed! 🚫MAGA 🚫Bigots 🚫DM
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@krassenstein.bsky.social thank you for sharing this!!! He probably thought that no one will notice how he spends our tax money. Let’s make this viral!!!

What's the craziest thing you ever saw happen at a baseball game?

#booksky

April 19th🗽

“The government is not a car company.”

ME: so I have this huge fear of someone coming up behind me at a public urinal and smashing my head into the wall, you ever feel that way? STARBUCKS BARISTA: all I need is your name

CAN I GET 70 MILLION REPOSTS ON THIS? Send this message across America! Let's go for it!

I’m sending a stern email to the machine…

lord willing we will one day prosecute miller for crimes against humanity

Best cat video of the day

Arthritis huh? I have been calling it “clumpy fist” all this time…

“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Keep sharing this around.

Joining the resistance today!

Happy Birthday to me! Thanks Merriam-Webster! 😘

“Excuse me, waiter?” “Yes sir, is there a problem?” “I asked for my pasta al dente.” “Was it prepared incorrectly?” “I’m afraid it’s a little Chewie.”

I’m just regular bat shit, so it’s cool…

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*buying a “shatter proof” shaving mirror* Bitch, don’t underestimate me…

Amuse bouche: one pistachio Main course: 40 pistachios Dessert: oh shit, I ate that already…

we don’t drag politicians out by their necks through the town square so they can be pelted with garbage like we used to do

That’s some fashy shit right there.

I'm happy to report, I just added President Obama to this pack 💙 go.bsky.app/QGMYerF