thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
He/him | Overly Invested in Writing Unhinged Nonsense | Pfp by @Vixubo.bsky.social
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Did you steal this idea from that MythBusters parody about whether god is real or not?
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I still want to stick my dick in it though
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What a fucking worthless ruler. "Bigđź’—" isn't a goddamn measurement, it's a vague adjective. And look at those hatch marks, there's no consistency there. The distance between 5 and 6 is way shorter than the rest. Show that ruler to any carpenter or engineer, and they would laugh you out of there.
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The real take should be "Wow those idiots have started rounding up immigrants faster than they have the capacity to hold. Maybe they shouldn't be arresting undocumented people with such fervent cruelty, because it is unsustainable."
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Space Yuri
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To be fair, Trump could have just pardoned them when he got re-elected.
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We already know that Psi is non-binary, but does this confirm that Rosalia, Obyn, and Etienne are queer in some way? I'd love to get some more representation.
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Interesting to see another monkey with hitscan popping, like sniper. I wonder if it'll have the same weakness of limited pierce that snipers generally have.
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Real
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What about people who have 50 followers but most of them are spam or accounts who follow a thousand people to try to drum up engagement?
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Thank you for rigging the raffle for me. Your payment of $5 for committing raffle fraud is in the mail.
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I want 20 imaginary dollars and not a cent less.
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Hey
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*Insert airbags joke here*
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Please just show us moths instead of guys in the future. I would much prefer that.
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White isn't an internal identity, its a race.
Saying that you can't be white without being racist is itself inherently racist, you see that, right?
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It doesn't fucking matter if you think you're white, It only matters if the racists think you're white. Privilege only exists because of bigotry, so to deny the advantages you gained as a result of your whiteness is to spit on the face of the people of color who were trampled down by the system.
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If the bottom getting cut off in the next post doesn't reveal her pubes to be literally just as big, we riot in the streets.
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Wait a second, why did Bluesky let me submit that without adding Alt text? I turned on the setting that's supposed to prevent that.
Alt text: Stack of wooden blocks edited to be like the baby letter blocks. They spell out LGB, and each of them is edited to be their respective pride flag.
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Maybe some black powder could solve our problems quicker…
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It’s not just straight men. I’ve seen enough weird furry porn to say gay men are just as bad, and I’d be inclined to say every demographic has it’s fair share of weird fetishes.
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No, its not available anywhere. 1.4.5 isn’t out yet.
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No, the actual activist judges are called extremist judges
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I was very confused, because it took me embarrassingly long to realize that you made an alt account.
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She unfortunately had to executed for her crimes
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Got it, i think it's a colorful lion with a big forehead.
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My brain is fucking cooked, because when I pictured rotating the apple, it played low quality funky town.
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That’s not even a big belly. If you applied the same proportions to an actual human, she would look pretty average. Especially if you consider how her waist is squished by the frame and her back is arched.
But yes some men like chubby girls.
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I AM A STURGEON! I AM A STURGEON! I AM A STURGEON, CHRISTOPHE YOUNG! I AM A STURGEON!
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Following Terraria acorn logic, does the Dryad turn into a palm tree if she transforms on the beach?
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The AI probably just thought that because “from the river to the sea”
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Very pretty!
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I'm on board with the like and the repost, I'm just not sure about leaving a comment on this post
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I make you uncomfortable enough to get you to change your PFP? The new PFP looks cute, but I still feel awful.
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Sorry, I missed the date when I replied
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I doubt thats the real adobe. The other adobe account used a custom website handle, but this one uses the default @bsky.social ending.
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JK Rowling’s yacht better watch out.
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It feels like having a bondage kink might also be a nice survival strategy too.
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Oh, is that why your PFP is bald?
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How is she greedier than Quiznos The Destroyer?
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Dude, stop ending all of your posts in obscure acronyms. No one knows what the fuck you’re talking about without looking on urban dictionary.
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Any person who isn’t a white straight cisgender man tbh.
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Depends on who kills the dog. If its a cis person then no, but if its a trans person, he falls victim to the same alt-right pipeline that captured his dog and guest stars on Joe Rogan’s podcast in it’s honor.
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"My dog was raised on Joe Rogan, and just fucking hates trans people."
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Yes I am 110% serious. I am fully grading this pornographic image for how viable it would be as an actual joker in the game, because the chips and mult given is the only reason why this artwork could not be added to the game.
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