Profile avatar
thenels.bsky.social
Pro choice Pro science Pro wrestling
79 posts 146 followers 362 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 19 Comments 31

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 96 days ago • 1095 comments

Insurance companies being assholes is how Saw got started

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Redzone and it took about 45 seconds for the entire 49ers injury update to scroll across the bottom ticker

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Day when Ohio State has an impromptu battle royal

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

I was 5 and thought ⬆️ was jump 🤷

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 164 days ago • 532 comments

Begging people to look up what average means

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

submitted 167 days ago • 673 comments

Hate to be a "back in my day" guy but we really lost something when we stopped making themed cereals

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

#MAGAnomics

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Stuff like this is why you need to stop giving these fools attention/dunks and just block (especially twitter newcomers). They’re annoying you and halting progress **on purpose**. They only want to be seen and are not worth your time when you can be doing better endeavors with your life & other ppl

submitted 168 days ago • 160 comments

me: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

submitted 168 days ago • 96 comments

Also please stop throwing up an ad as soon as I pause something. I'm trying to see who that actor is

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Parks & Rec ended up being a documentary

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Jaylen Waddle on my fantasy bench watching actual Jaylen Waddle go for 120+ and a TD

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

No Trent, no Purdy, no Bosa. Might be the final nail in the coffin for the 49ers

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder that Jackie Robinson wasn't chosen to break the color barrier simply bc he was a great ball player, but also bc he had the character to navigate the hate that came his way

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

lol Wordle 1,253 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

My use of the phrase "empty headed dumb fuck" has decreased dramatically over here

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments