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Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin He'll have his own TV show next. #BackflipBoofhead #FLIPPER

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you Kerrie O’Brien and James Kirkwood for the lovely interview and fabulous photo. ‘Lyrebird’ is out next week!

submitted 63 days ago • 5 comments

We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff. We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage. #MakeupTheMoron

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Ever wondered what Liberal #Troll Farms really look like? Here’s a sneak peek. As seen by many Pizza delivery personnel. ⚠️WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED Spoiler: They sweat. They cry. #LiberalTrollFarm #CryMoreTrolls #CensoredForCrybabies Uncensored version youtu.be/02gfAQWs9X8

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble. When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe. #DontVoteDutton

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton Video: Oops.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Peter Dutton in party mode. While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!" Gina's Weiner gets it on.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

#GinasWeiner parties with his owner. #PartyPete - #DonationDutton. While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet. We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in. #PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything? 🔹 No women. 🔹 American dollars. But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

#AlanJones backs #PeterDutton. Peter Dutton begs him not to. "He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Peter Dutton, Tuvalu, Kiribati, and other sinking Pacific islands send their best wishes, cock #Cyclone

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

This clip has it all. #ScottMorrison talks to 2GB "I'll get back as soon as I can" while Australia burns AND #PeterDutton saying almost EXACTLY the SAME thing as Scotty, about the #Cyclone. IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

🤬 arsehole.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t hold a hose, mate" was bad. But "I don’t hold a schnitty, mate"—while Queensland braces for a #Cyclone next-level wankfuckery. #IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

The debate we've all been waiting for #JimChalmers vs #AngusTaylor Watch as Treasurer @JEChalmers asks Angus Taylor the tough questions and gas boy gapes like a guppy. #Budget #Election2025 youtu.be/cBsw7zZHJRE

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

#JDVance too chicken to tell Elon to fuck off and get changed into a suit. Yeah, where's your big mouth now, coke boy? All of a sudden the loud yappers are quiet. "Get that cap of Musk, put a suit on" #DoubleStandardDickHeads NYTimes article link (free of paywall) in thread.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

#Zelensky gives in and gives #Trump what he wants, #RAWEARTH. Ukraine to keep RARE earth minerals. Because Trump is a Dim Dump.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

#Zelensky "Ok Trump, I'll play Your silly game and dress like you"

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

We don't think, we know. Now either read the posts properly, we can only explain it to you, we can't understand it for you. Seek professional help. Class dismissed. Off you go, dragging your own ignorance like a set of rusty fetters.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Try getting it right in the future, and no one will need to correct you." See? Not that hard. Subject, verb, coherence – all in the right places Now, if you're going to condescend, at least have the decency to do it in a grammatically correct manner. Otherwise, you’re just handing out free irony

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Dutton Duds Us Again – Wastes Time, Money, and Public Trust - THREAD 🧵 Peter Dutton is at it again – throwing out big, dumb slogans that fall apart the second they hit reality. His latest genius idea? Banning #WorkFromHome for public servants and forcing them back into the office full-time.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Them #Tariffs have got a couple of #MAGA's all in a quandary. Sonny & Cherie's thriving Etsy MAGA MERCH business is fkd. Haha, Damn The Trump! Where's my iPhone, ma Chinese aPhone? Sonny & Cherie tell us their woes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYuO...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

A LINK from Grumpy #Fanboy, LOL, I don't think so darling. Maybe learn how to use Bluesky and then have another go. OR get your carer to help. You do seem a bit infatuated with us Grampy. Maybe get a friend instead of stalking us.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

You say that like you're in love, petal. Do you want an autograph #fanboy? Shall we get extra security in case you stalk us peaches? Haha, goober

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

We block people who are stoopid, like you. They get blocked not because of "Home Truths" but because they ramble like mumbutts, like you. Hence, YOU are now blocked you dim witted moron. Fark you people are dim. Find a carrot, have some fun.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments