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We are sorry to hear that you're, as you put "triggered" peaches. Take a pill pet.
PS. Not sure, if you're aware, maybe they don't teach you this down at bingo or crochet club, the word triggered is rather passé now.
What you're really experiencing is an implosion, we have that effect on simps.
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Goober, if ignorance was a currency, you'd wipe the trillion in one tweet. Policies are shaped by the economy inherited – unless you think hospitals run on vibes. Take your meds, champ – reality's trying to call.
Hellooooo, Hellll00000 .
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Labor have had three years in government. They inherited a shit pile including a near trillion dollar debt. What do you think the priorities were?
Now go away and have a proper think, that way you potentially won't write stupid posts. LABOR CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING IN ONE TERM ya goose.
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The DoD calling this "neutral" is a smokescreen. Whether it's deliberate white supremacy or just right-wing anti-"woke" nonsense that ignores the damage, the result is the same—history is being erased in a way that disproportionately harms racial minorities. That’s racist, no matter how they spin it
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Welcome
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When disaster looms, leadership isn’t about long lunches. It’s about showing up. Too bad Dutton only believes in serving his mates, not his electorate.
#IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch
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#PeterDutton should be in his electorate, rolling up his sleeves and helping people prepare. Instead, he’s shacked up in a millionaire pub mogul’s mansion, probably taste-testing which business lunch tax deduction pairs best with shiraz.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/u...
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Why hasn't Elon got a suit on, in the Whitehouse? Wait until #JDVance finds out. Haha.
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We don't think, we know. Now either read the posts properly, we can only explain it to you, we can't understand it for you. Seek professional help.
Class dismissed. Off you go, dragging your own ignorance like a set of rusty fetters.
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We already helped you petal - it SHOULD be : "Try getting it right in the future, and no one will need to correct you." you fkng illiterate idiot.
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Oh fuck, not YOU again. Listen peaches, go find your old wiggles DVDs, and sit down in front of the telly with a glass of milk and some cookies and occupy your tiny brain.
Classic case of someone misunderstanding how the preferential voting system works and then confidently spewing nonsense.
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Damn, you are dumb. That was embarrassing. You tried to lecture us on ‘correctness’ and tripped over your own shoelaces mid-sentence. That’s an #OwnGoal if I’ve ever seen one.
Now, run along and go play with your friends in kindergarten, petal. Grown-ups are talking.
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That's probably why, then.
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Look, darl, this infatuation is too much.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
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Look, darl, this infatuation is too much.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
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We will darling, after we have finished with you here, like we did on X, you silly feeble wittul petal. Haha.
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So the question is, did she not read past the first page, or was she deliberately misleading the public? Either way, it’s another double dose of dumbfuckery from the Coalition.
It’s almost impressive how effortlessly incompetent they are.
#DuttonDudsUsAgain #WFH #AusPol #NoisyTrunk
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Hume cited a Stanford study to argue that work-from-home is killing productivity. Except, the actual report states hybrid work (1-2 days from home) IMPROVES productivity and job satisfaction.
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But wait, it gets even dumber. Enter Jane Hume, Shadow Finance Minister and part-time propagandist, who decided to bolster this nonsense with… wait for it… a report that actually says the exact opposite of what she claims.
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Minor problem, Pete. The Enterprise Bargaining Agreements (EBAs) are locked in until 2027. That means unless you renegotiate every single one of them – at massive cost – or take it to court and burn taxpayer money on legal battles, your plan is about as enforceable as a wet paper bag in a cyclone.
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Yeah, we did a couple of videos on it on X. We had a lot of dirt on him already.
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A LINK from Grumpy #Fanboy, LOL, I don't think so darling. Maybe learn how to use Bluesky and then have another go. OR get your carer to help.
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You say that like you're in love, petal. Do you want an autograph #fanboy?
Shall we get extra security in case you stalk us peaches? Haha, goober
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Why?, what did you do? And how would we know? Are we supposed to do a search for your name and filter through the results trying to GUESS which one is you to check?
Maybe I'll get the intern to check today, OR MAYBE I won't.