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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

submitted 2 days ago • 1914 comments

I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.

submitted 4 days ago • 1217 comments

Canada, Greenland, Denmark, Panama, and Gaza could not immediately be reached for comment

submitted 5 days ago • 1109 comments

A cartoon from several years ago finally coming to fruition, via Paul Noth.

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 5 days ago • 2292 comments

Kirk and Spock's wordless reaction shots as Dr. McCoy goes bonkers in #StarTrekTOS' "The City on the Edge of Forever"↖️↗️ were taken from earlier episodes, namely "The Naked Time"↘️ (during the restart explosion) and "Dagger of the Mind"↙️ (as Van Gelder enters the bridge).

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Good advice ⬇️

submitted 9 days ago • 506 comments

President Musk meets with Indian PM Modi.

submitted 9 days ago • 434 comments

Go to Google Search "Gulf of Mexico" Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)" Choose "Send feedback" Click "Gulf of America" Click "Inaccurate content" Click "Incorrect" Tell Google the correct name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...

submitted 10 days ago • 2087 comments

Painfully well done.

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

Marketing a line of extremely secretive vacuums called Suction 31.

submitted 29 days ago • 12 comments

BREAKING: Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agents attempted to conduct an enforcement action at Hamline Elementary School in Back of the Yards, Ald. Jeanette Taylor and Chicago Public Schools officials said Friday. @wttw.bsky.social

submitted 29 days ago • 70 comments

Getting excited for Saturday!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

The world’s biggest iceberg — a wall of ice the size of Rhode Island — is lumbering toward a remote island off Antarctica that’s home to millions of penguins and seals.

submitted 29 days ago • 30 comments

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

submitted 30 days ago • 313 comments

Angles matter.

submitted 32 days ago • 788 comments

This is why RFK Jr. can not become HHS Secretary. Discouraging vaccines will allow polio to creep back. "Vaccination has scrubbed the virus from most of the planet, slashing the number of cases by more than 99.9 percent and preventing an estimated 20 million cases of paralysis."

submitted 40 days ago • 342 comments

Low Z: Low Zuckerberg Syndrome. A condition characterized by “Low Masculine Energy.”

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Our new collection of @greatesttrek.bsky.social accent pillows can be used for all forms of comfort and pleasure! Get yours today at podshop.biz/products/ada...

submitted 42 days ago • 13 comments

I know we all have disaster fatigue, but the reason why historic LA fires get so much coverage is because there are more people in greater LA county than in *most US states*

submitted 43 days ago • 226 comments

To change your standards to allow hate speech is in fact more hateful than the speech itself.

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The leaders of the free world are speaking.

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“…health care should emphasize the whole woman, including her physical, mental, and spiritual wellness,” and “health care for women should also address the needs of men, families, and communities.”

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“Unilateral disarmament is for suckers and hippies.”

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Breaking news: A Louisiana man has become the first person in the United States to die of avian influenza, state health officials reported Monday.

submitted 47 days ago • 49 comments

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

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There’s a chance for more aurora excitement tonight! This is an excellent account to follow for details. Fingers crossed! #SkySky

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RIP Mr. President m.youtube.com/watch?v=JSMu...

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

Déjà vu all over again.

submitted 55 days ago • 32 comments

Make sure everyone sees this.

submitted 60 days ago • 606 comments

Perfection.

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Finance Whiz Has Over $300 In Bank Account theonion.com/finance-whiz...

submitted 69 days ago • 42 comments

Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children! Salk: Well thank God Me: Of course they will grow up Salk: Well I hope so Me: And get old Salk: I guess? Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine Salk: what now Me: And leave NATO Salk: shit

submitted 71 days ago • 213 comments

The Conspiracy Streaming Show is so good your head will explode! Watch the live premiere this Thursday at 8pm Eastern with Ben, Adam, and all the other FoD's as we revisit one of the most beloved episodes of TNG. 🎟️: lnk.to/TGG2NDTGGSoc... #startrek #tng

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Just got my ticket to The Greatest Generation Second Contact Tour: Conspiracy Can’t wait to see @benjaminahr.mobi and Adam in action. Tickets available here: thegreatestgeneration.stagepilot.com Long live @greatesttrek.bsky.social

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments