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theonetruejam.bsky.social
He/him, guitarist for Sister Sleep & Edelwood https://bsky.app/profile/sistersleepband.bsky.social
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People who are still writing stately essays about how 'fascism has arrived at our doorstep’: My dudes, autocracy rode down the escalator a decade ago. We get it, we've all read our Hannah Arendt. Hit the streets with the rest of us or find another way to make yourselves useful. The ship has sailed.

The next Pokémon region is CRUGMU, a LABYRINTH of enormous size to which the CONDEMNED are banished 🎊 Pokéfans rock!!🎊 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿 🔥 💧 🌿

If I'm afraid... Am I afraid? You’ll never break me As the sky turns black Preach to the choir your gospel of hate Callous I watch you reach for the knife Cowards never Cowards never... Say it Just say it

Huh, didn't know @sistersleepband.bsky.social branched out

I’m begging game developers to take more risks in gaming. Give us cheesy, give us cringe, give us comedy, give us emotion. Give us all that you can. We can definitely tell when a developer puts their heart & soul into a game, but also doesn’t take things too seriously & makes sure it’s fun too. IJS!

Did y’all know that we released a cover of “The Ghost of You” by MCR? 🤔 Here’s the unreleased artwork @kitsavvy.bsky.social made for it

I need a cold brew coffee, everything bagel toasted with cream cheese, and a kiss on the forehead

Anyone else get the bug in Monster Hunter Wilds where you slay a majestic creature that represents our mother Earth's savage majesty and you feel a tragic mourning seize your heart as you yearn for an unattainable harmony and kinship with nature? Playing on PC if that helps

It’s called art 🖕👨‍🍳🖕

Never Let Them Take You Alive 📷: @ktclairephoto.bsky.social

We’ve just hit 816 followers on Spotify! 🫡 Maybe if y’all keep spreading the word and get us to break 1000, we will drop something new? 😏🤷‍♀️

Ya know I often struggle with how to get our music to more people and how to keep growing as a band etc. But every time someone new follows us, listens and spreads the word, it truly makes everything feel worthwhile If you enjoy what we’re trying to do, thank you so much 🖤

Idk Give us a like and a follow if you need more new Emocore aggression in your life 🖤🤷‍♀️

“You've built towers from our bodies so tall False truths built to fit the graves you've made…” 📷: @ktclairephoto.bsky.social

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

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Love is Blind is *so* funny because based on its name and premise you’d think they’d cast folks of all shapes and sizes when in reality it’s just the twenty or so meanest people you went to high school with

Currently in the midst of writing the first Sister Sleep LP and couldn’t be more excited We wanna have some sick features on this one (especially of the trans and queer variety tbh) Hell, we already have some confirmed Who all should we be getting in on this? 🤔🖤 📷: @ktclairephoto.bsky.social

I'm the kinda psycho that turns two-bite brownies into one-bite. That's just the kinda fucked up and crazy sick son of a bitch I am.

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

TURN HIS TV OFF

Real Atlanta Emocore 👹👹👹

Share this if you wanna see us live! 🫵👹

Share and spread the gospel of Sister Sleep 🤠

You exist We exist Stay strong Stand together 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

I want to eat every famous american midwest sandwich and then i want to rolled directly into a coffin and kicked into the great lakes.

Marvel Rivals gameplay

I think one of the craziest things an adult human can say is that they don’t eat vegetables

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

Hot take maybe? Fans shouldn't have nearly as much influence in the creative process of games as they currently do

Honestly I cannot stand when a game’s difficulty level only consists of just making the bosses super spongey with loads of health and it just makes it all super draining to just sit there and try to get the bosses’s health down little by little. It’s just not fun to me as difficulty level goes.

Been spending the past few weeks writing a ton of new music Pretty excited about it 😌 For now, do us a favor and stream “Phantom Threads” open.spotify.com/album/3NXM5Q... 📷: @ktclairephoto.bsky.social

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

Being an adult gamer is just having an endless catalog of new games to play, but playing that one game you've already played a dozen times instead 😭

Swister Sweepy demo night 🌘

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

sorry guys, we fucked up. we kept saying these storms are “once in a generation” events. and we were right. but our computer was set to rat generations

Good strangers ✨

It’s super cool and fun and neat how almost every news site and wiki yovisit is nigh unusable thanks to all the goddamn flashing ads that slow scrolling to a crawl and refresh the page every 5 fucking seconds.

Crumbl cookies are gross and I’m tired pretending otherwise