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Northerner rapidly approaching middle age. Wishy washy liberal / Fuck the Tories. #LFC
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Yeah, but the gun toting beaker lookalike only killed 13.8 (black) people in Texas. Unlike the other guy who shot a rich white dude. Gotta have some parity here /s

This isn't a straight red card, apparently. Horrendous. What the fuck are #PGMOL playing at?? #lfc

An elderly holocaust survivor confronts ICE and Tom Homan. His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush. #MomSky

I am now in the mystery time zone. The PC clock says 0235. The desk clock says 0135. I really dislike the dicking about with time zones. Twice a year we collectively gaslight ourselves as to the whereabouts of the Sun at midday. Crackers.

So, it appears that even 'non-drowsy' antihistamines are still capable of rendering someone unconcious if eaten in heroic quantities. In other news, I've had a very big day of mostly being asleep.

Oh he's full of fertilizer.

Watched a bit of #Adolescence earlier. There is no doubt that the camerawork, directing, and casting are all first rate. However, I found the pace of the story telling to be a bit glacial. Perhaps one to revisit when I'm in a different frame of mind. Spoilers: www.standard.co.uk/culture/tvfi...

I never thought it possible for someone to make Nadine Dorries look like a mental olympian, but I forgot about Margorie Taylor Green. [insert quip about empty vessels making the most noise here] #AmericanIdiot

The second Trump administration might be funny in other circumstances. Like if it was on TV and not real.

Is it just me, or is the blue of Anthony Zurcher's eyes in this image, turned up just a little bit too high?

This is most unfortunate. Las Vegas is quite a warm place, may be related?

Not sure if I should have done the ears as well. was going for #popart, in a way.

Oh. the same person coming out with the same maga bs. Too much kool aid, not enough independent thought... Fuck these people. With a big cactus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs-o...

I effing love the person with the sign that just says "RAT FUCK" on it, with no context whatsoever. #ratFuck

I was going to say that @nplindaberry.bsky.social would appreciate the ever-loving crap out of this image. Then I spotted she'd reposted it already. Reposting to amplify (a little tiny bit) anyway :)

Not gonna lie, with the performance and results of my cherished Red Men this season, losing on pens is a bitter pill to swallow. Even if @parissaingermain.bsky.social are a tidy outfit, with a giant in goal. Roll on Sunday, I suppose. #LFC #UCL #FITBA #Liverpool

The @socialistworker.bsky.social front page here will *never* not be funny:

You know the thing about a fool and their money being easily parted? I saw a RR Cullinan on the A583 earlier. They're on Autotrader for the thick end of half a million quid. For a car that looks like a taxi. Insane. Not at *all* jealous, for clarity. #roller #blackCab #financialSense

I bumped into an elderly neighbour earlier. I've not seen her in some months (winter, working from home, etc.). She had *no* idea who I was. Might not be diagnosed as having dementia, but I can recognise it. Sad, but such is life. I'll be keeping a closer eye in future. #neighbourhoodWatch

I'm not a massive one for poetry, mostly I lack the imagination to write something inspiring or meaningful that others will appreciate. However, this gem never *ever* fails to be appropriate for the time at hand, or the world at hand. Pick your candidate...

I see that Elon is jumping (up and down) on the George Soros bandwagon. Doesn't add to his credibility, unless you are a ferocious anti-semite.

Can't say that I know the chap, but by the sound of it, I don't want to.

Good news for lovers of noise and racket! The halfwitted grandchildren of the woman out the back have partly evolved beyond spending time in the garden twatting each other with big sticks. Now, they kick a somewhat deflated football (at each other) *and* twat each other with big sticks. #subnormal

#SlavaUkraine🇺🇦

Despite recent claims of idiocy, I'd actually like to think I was a relatively intelligent sort. Perhaps not Mensa material, and I don't get cryptic crosswords, but not MAGA level dense either... Except when it comes to Spicy food. I love it. The next day? Not so much. #MyArse #GondorCallsForAid

Today, I have learned that a wood rasp will also quite happily rasp ones knuckle. I also found myself swapping emails with a 2ic in (redacted) central government department. It is a shame he is only six days behind where I am with A Thing. Weird week.

Slava Ukraini. 💙💛Zelensky. Go fuck yourself Trumpy.

#IStandWithZelenskyy 🇺🇦 Pass it on.

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Oh, I don't know. Scottish people have a unique gift for invective, in my experience. It could all be rather funny. Bit awkward for Charles, but he's a big boy.

I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.

I'm not sure which of the %OTUS is the bigger dickhead here. Zelenskyy looking like he was about set to knock them both out. That was embarassing to watch, and I'm not from the USA. #SlavaUkraini www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

What a day. several hours of attempting to pick the peanuts out of a giant turd log, and then I find myself updating the firmware in a lightbulb. Life is quite odd sometimes.

The singing from the faithful at Anfield this evening brings joy to my heart. #lfc #SlotMachine

On top of that, I also managed to sand a hole in my tshirt.

Dear The Nice Part of the Internet… I feel like I should put it on record that I am, in fact, a complete and total idiot. Measure twice, cut once: yes. Measuring and calculating the correct cut on the RIGHT SHAPED BIT OF MATERIAL is equally, if not more important. An hour wasted. #woodwork

Hi @robertgarcia.bsky.social... There's a legal gambit that has been oft used in English & Welsh legal encounters that you could try employing, though I am not sure of the precedence for it: Arkell v Pressdram (proftomcrick.com/2014/04/29/a...). Seems apt to me.

Predictably, @jonathanpienews.bsky.social hits the nail on the head, as per.