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Dad to children. Writer. Teacher. Often sarcastic. Lovable grump; lover of semicolons. He/him
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I've been screaming this for years.

submitted 4 days ago • 60 comments

Watching a country be dismantled by a fucking idiot really is a gut punch. Mutt and Jeff are dumb AF, and if it weren't for whiteness, no one would take them seriously.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.

submitted 5 days ago • 170 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 6 days ago • 115 comments

Pope Francis is dead even in his race with other cardinals to have breakfast in his armchair.

submitted 7 days ago • 49 comments

None of us would be sitting here reading this on our portable phones without her

submitted 548 days ago • 2 comments

The amount of short fiction spots that're open/opening to submissions in September? STAGGERING. ::deep breath:: RUMPUS ONE STORY WEIRD HORROR FUGUE JOURNAL DEADLANDS FUSION FRAGMENT APEX: MAP OF LOST PLACES KENYON REVIEW HEXAGON STONECOAST REVIEW Writers, go forth! SUBMIT!!!!

submitted 548 days ago • 5 comments

Yeah, so once you are safely in the provinces with your rebellious legions, you do not, in fact, return to Rome unarmed to attend meetings of the Senate on day-trips. You stay in the provinces with your legions.

submitted 554 days ago • 20 comments

Can’t wait to Uno Reverse them with my Two-Face coin

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

When they say “write the book you want to read” they mean literally because you will read that shit so many goddamn times, you’d better like it

submitted 562 days ago • 12 comments

SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained

submitted 563 days ago • 20 comments

I LIVE AGAIN!!! Ugh where the gifs at

submitted 562 days ago • 1 comment