theperry.bsky.social
Dad to children. Writer. Teacher. Often sarcastic. Lovable grump; lover of semicolons. He/him
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Hope they like that Grown-Ups 3 script from a few years ago
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Now that’s someone who knows a class traitor when they see one
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We weren’t the ones bitching for participation trophies… we just wanted freeze pops
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Next time you’re in Pittsburgh check out Burgatory… best burgers I’ve ever had
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There are online sports simulators, controversial webcomics, and JRPGs featuring ridiculously-named-spinoffs that are more accessible than this lore
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True, but there’s always a (minuscule) chance for handcuffs, a riot, or Bane to show up
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I actually popped the news on my phone when That Guy got arrested (pick a time, doesn’t matter)
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This kicks ass
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I never see the discourse, and I teach middle school so I can never have too much discourse in my life
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IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER
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If the Bills trade for anyone but OL or a genuine goddamn Hulk, with 1st or equivalents, I’m gonna shove my head in an oven
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Where do “skydiving” and “cauterizing a wound on my torso” rank in this wonderful scale
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Old bird app dead, new bird app alright I guess
(would love for a bird app for writing and publishing tbh)
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@katjabookdragon.bsky.social just in time with the rescue 🫡
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Moon Knight run is the GOAT right now, I hear it from people every day
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The latter sounds way easier to become part of, too
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Pretty good vibes, and no Elon and stupid ads is surely a plus 🥳
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Shit! Time for some more Books (insert new vulgarity every week)