Hey look a portal open to public submission, hope no one floods it with the Bee Movie script to the point of being unusable or something - ThreadSky

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social • 14 hours ago

Hey look a portal open to public submission, hope no one floods it with the Bee Movie script to the point of being unusable or something

Reposted from Adam Harris

The Ed Dept is launching an “End DEI” portal and asking people to share “concerning practices”

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danfinchff.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I was going to use the transcript from the Epstein interview where he said Donald was his best friend for 12 years 😎

cassius335.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Surely there are worse things than The Bee movie to use? Does no-one have the script for Morbius to hand?

wbhwrites.bsky.social•12 hours ago

In a just world we would have the screenplay to Manos: The Hands of Fate.

aggiebrett.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The Master would approve.

wxandpi.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I can near guarantee there's an extremely compressed gif of Morbius that will fit in the upload limit

echo-too.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Isn't that what the nasty sympathizers used to do in 1940 Germany?

foxfire50.bsky.social•8 hours ago

So, instead of actually fixing the education system and making children and teachers feel welcome and safe, they are asking people to be tattle tales for their corrupt government. These are not serious people.

emileed36.bsky.social•13 hours ago

the-old-dog.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Hack it to "supportDEI.ed.gov"

sellmeyoursoul.bsky.social•10 hours ago

They let you upload a picture. Surely no one would send them an internet classic, like goatse

danfinchff.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Pardon my boldness here but take this if you want

truehoax.bsky.social•9 hours ago

They would probably get a kick out of tub girl as well. HOWEVER, this will probably be a federal worker reading them all and not DOGE directly.

gingerella72.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Hopefully that federal worker will grimly, but silently, chuckle in solidarity

patclearly.bsky.social•10 hours ago

This is how you none of them have worked in a school. This is easy money if you’re 15.

mezekial.bsky.social•11 hours ago

After some testing, it seems like there's a limit to like, 35 characters even though it says a limit of 450. Or maybe it auto-detects B movie script?

oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I'm starting to think the people who decide to put up these snitch lines are huge Bee Movie fans.

mscottboone.bsky.social•10 hours ago

They either start as huge Bee Movie fans or they end up as huge Bee Movie fans!

gingerella72.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Have never seen it, guess I know what I'm doing this weekend!

alchemic-punk.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I hope nobody submits other existing movie scripts that start out in a way that seems like a real report to throw off hastily implemented spam filters, that'd be a real shame.

howardpdx.bsky.social•11 hours ago

daglock.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Let's see. Please inform on your co-workers, who are doing nothing illegal. By the way, are you hiding any Jews in your attic?

dantlux.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What they are trying to do will go down in the history books as a textbook example of a "bad faith" argument.

drmikewiser.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Or, perhaps, for people to flood with reports of DOGE illegally intervening in things it has no legitimate authority over (ie: everything)

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I personally like copy-pasting FASTAs of complete genomes

drmikewiser.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Also a good choice.

I mostly worry that if everyone does the same thing, that becomes trivial to write a script to sort out.

boehninglab.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I suggest rattus norvegicus or Ondatra zibethicus

foinsapp.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Project 2025 has 900 pages.

chiefclaudia.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Was thinking in honor of Gene Hackman submitting the script of "The French Connection" to the portal...oops was that my inside voice

stevereadsscares.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I got access denied lol

gung-ho-giggity.bsky.social•7 hours ago

450 characters Max. Do the lyrics to "Enormous Penis" count?

spamwise.bsky.social•11 hours ago

All the submissions are likely being digested by an LLM, so the best inputs will be ones that will fool the LLM into doing something entertaining in its output. Random spam will probably get filtered out, but injection attacks ("ignore all previous instructions and...") might do something fun.

awkwardleftycj.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I reported Elon Musk as an example of DEI since his hiring was clearly not based on merit. The federal government is the same thing as a school, right?

gingerella72.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I mean they think it's the same as a business, so why not a school too?

awkwardleftycj.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Totally

philk10.bsky.social•13 hours ago

maybe also ironic - or dumb - that the portal has claims about the data usage being protected by these laws which I assume they are doing away with...

philk10.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I thought Elon and his DOGE boyz 'knew computers', why do they keep setting up such easy targets?
This stuff has been gamed ever since Boaty McBoatface

deelaundry.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I am starting to wonder if these people just have a fetish for the Bee Movie 🤔

theperry.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Hope they like that Grown-Ups 3 script from a few years ago

davpete.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Hopefully in states with “CROWN Acts”, they’ll use this form to inundate what’s left of the Dept of Ed with every minor infraction.
https://enddei.ed.gov

dwmatl.social•13 hours ago

Walter Hartwell White summiting a complaint from the email [email protected] would make a mockery out of this totally legit system!

sdowney.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Why would the AI they're going to have read it care?
Also, it's more efficient to never save them than delete them later.

boontonkat.bsky.social•13 hours ago

It's a trap
#AVOIDANCE

jonnyjonman.bsky.social•12 hours ago

or the 'steiner math' copypasta

gearsfan64.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Do it

eclectictastessa.bsky.social•11 hours ago

John Galt's speech from Atlas Shrugged may be more thematically appropriate for these bozos. 😋

davidlewis61.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I’m concerned about the President replacing a black four star general with a less competent white three-star general. How about you?

toppitycat.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I sure hope this isn't a form of forced compliance to make the Department of Education not get removed entirely by the current regime. That would only make the shitposting tragic.

ramblon.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Very good trouble

lacey-wootton.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I tried submitting a "complaint" and got an "access denied" reply.

philk10.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Maybe using special characters in the comment like < or $ ?
'normal' ones went through when I complained about Wharton School allowing idiots like Trump to graduate

lacey-wootton.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Nope. Just tried it again. I get an "Access denied FE" message, whatever that is. That's all it says on the screen.

philk10.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Dont wanna do DOGE work of debugging their useless app but FFS if they cant even get that right how can they be put in charge of the FAA?
Or anything

shiftypumpkin.com•12 hours ago

seems to only get that error if you try to attach a document. (Thanks to those Not-Even-Junior-Level coders they've got, I imagine)

Without the document, it goes through.

philk10.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I got this to attachment go through but yeh, f*ck knows what they've thrown together

lacey-wootton.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Huh. No attachment on mine. Weird.

lacey-wootton.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Thanks--I'll try again.

ninjafingers.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Looks like they have a basic bad word filter running. Don't include any swear words, sexual terms, etc.

betterwithmusic.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Wth are we supposed to report on inclusion practices? My school has a kindness week. A buddy bench. A culture of caring and helping others.This is beyond disgusting.

jennyrice.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Doing my part

teagbrohman15.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Either that or Albuquerque

513eats.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Or hundreds of my favorite memes!

tulletilsynet.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Well I definitely would never. But FYI don't put any dirty words in your 450-character account of how they were mean to white trash.

tulletilsynet.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I mean, sources say a fanfic about Elmo's inept but eager efforts to fellate you will get ACCESS DENIED whereas 450 random words will go right through

truehoax.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Mine says it got through and there was definitely some, shall we say, blue language in there.

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Muting this, my notifications are as broken as this snitch line will soon be

leroy65.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Done. Reported the Department of Education, for hiring a rich white woman solely because she was rich and white, and otherwise lacking any obvious qualifications, to run the Department of Education.

syzygyx42.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It’s already taken down 😂

gingerella72.bsky.social•8 hours ago

ancientrigatoni.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Copy pastas are funny but it'll be way harder to spot and filter out your submission if you make it look believable!

truehoax.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Mine was original content. Let your creative side out!

truehoax.bsky.social•9 hours ago

They are definitely not going to like the tip I submitted about some of their mom's unsavory behaviors.

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