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The Daily Mail trolled ‘frumpy’ Pamela Anderson for looking ‘worlds away’ from her ‘Baywatch glory days’ and the internet responded as one www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/the-daily-mail-trolled-pamela-anderson-for-looking-far-from-her-baywatch-days-and-the-entirety-of-the-internet-responded-as-one/

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14 signs that show you’re a true cat owner. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/s...

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This eye-watering list of wedding demands put the zilla in bridezilla. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/t...

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Simply 8 nice facts that will brighten up your day. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/n...

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JD Vance had a message for football fans coming to the US for the World Cup and it was a shocking own-goal visible from space www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/jd-vance-had-a-message-for-football-fans-coming-to-the-us-for-the-world-cup-and-it-was-a-shocking-own-goal-visible-from-space/

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The sign language interpreter rocking out to the Foo Fighters might be the best Glastonbury moment ever. #InterpreterAppreciationDay #Recap www.thepoke.com/2023/06/24/t...

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This South Park clip about Trump’s deportation policy is savagely brilliant. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/t...

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Mark Carney’s hilariously expressive face told the full story of Trump’s wild ramblings – 17 favourite reactions. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/m...

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‘You wake up and it’s 1990’s. No WiFi, no smartphones. What’s the first thing you do?’ – 23 deeply nostalgic delights. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/03/y...

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Reform UK ruled that their councils will only fly the Union and St. George’s flags, and the internet showed its colours. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/r...

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Mark Carney told Trump in no uncertain terms that Canada’s not for sale, and the internet was very much here for it. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/m...

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/2...

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‘What’s something people find obvious you only just figured out?’ – 17 belated lightbulb moments www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/whats-something-people-find-obvious-you-only-just-figured-out-17-lightbulb-moments/

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Donald Trump's bizarre 'dolls and pencils' rant got all the responses it deserved - 17 totally on-point takedowns www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/donald-trumps-bizarre-dolls-and-pencils-rant-17-takedowns/

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Pete Hegseth declared a 'less generals, more GIs' policy for the American military and ended up schooled behind enemy lines www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/pete-hegseth-declared-a-less-generals-more-gis-policy-for-the-american-military-and-ended-up-schooled-behind-enemy-lines/

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Elon Musk properly shocked Jesse Watters with his apocalyptic revelation and we don’t know which one is the bigger plank www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/elon-musk-properly-shocked-jesse-watters-with-his-apocalyptic-revelation-and-we-dont-know-which-one-is-the-bigger-plank/

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Emma Willis talked ‘barebacking’ on This Morning and the look on Rylan Clark’s face spoke for the nation www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/emma-willis-talked-barebacking-on-this-morning-and-the-look-on-rylan-clarks-face-spoke-for-the-nation/

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Reform UK voters were furious at this analysis of people who voted for Nigel Farage and their responses speak volumes www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/reform-uk-voters-furious-nigel-farage-analysis/

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Is this way of cutting pizza an abomination or a work of genius? www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/w...

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Never forget this wholesome Internet Hall of Famer – ‘Earth sandwich’. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/w...

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‘What’s something that’s sexy now that wasn’t 20 years ago?’ – 21 ways people are hot now that they definitely weren’t in 2005. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/w...

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Donald Trump was called out over his Pope joke that blew up in his face and his response tells you all you need to know about the man www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/donald-trump-was-called-out-over-his-pope-joke-that-blew-up-in-his-face-and-his-response-tells-you-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-man/

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Trump has once again demonstrated his non-existent grasp of economics by insisting that the US is ‘saving hundreds of billions of dollars’ by not trading with China. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/t...

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You won’t be surprised to learn that John Oliver’s fact-check of RFK Jr.’s health statistics unearthed some …inaccuracies. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/04/j...

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This advert from 1971 has some seriously bad diet advice. #InternationalNoDietDay #Recap www.thepoke.com/2022/06/13/t...

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23 one-star reviews of Donald Trump’s ‘brilliant’ plan to slap hundred per cent tariffs on films made outside the US. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/d...

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It seems that Elon Musk’s ‘Grok’ AI is not a fan of MAGA, and it’s beautiful to see. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/e...

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Donald Trump has announced his plan to reopen Alcatraz to house ‘the most dangerous criminals’ – 21 damning verdicts. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/d...

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15 favourite scathing responses to Darren Grimes getting elected to Durham County Council. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/04/d...

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Marco Rubio just said the German government was anti-democratic and their epic clap back was simply brutal www.thepoke.com/2025/05/03/marco-rubio-just-said-the-german-government-was-anti-democratic-and-their-epic-clap-back-was-simply-brutal/

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Donald Trump just posted a picture of himself as the Pope – 17 totally biblical takedowns www.thepoke.com/2025/05/03/donald-trump-just-posted-a-photo-of-himself-as-the-pope-biblical-takedowns/

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Nigel Farage just did his very best Poundshop Trump impression and got all the responses he deserved – 13 totally on-point comebacks www.thepoke.com/2025/05/03/nigel-farage-just-did-his-very-best-poundshop-trump-impression-and-got-all-the-responses-he-deserved-13-totally-on-point-comebacks/

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Meghan Markle sends her kids an email every day and of all the many responses Richard Bacon surely said it best www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/meghan-markle-sends-her-kids-an-email-every-day-and-of-all-the-many-responses-richard-bacon-surely-said-it-best/

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We’ll never stop being entertainingly gobsmacked by this podcaster’s insistence that a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/p...

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Robert F Kennedy Jr said the MMR vaccine contained ‘aborted foetus debris’ and was schooled into the next millennium www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-mmr-vaccine-contained-aborted-foetus-debris-and-was-schooled-into-the-next-millennium/

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This decathlete’s javelin fail was funny, but the official’s reaction raised it to god-tier comedy. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/j...

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‘What’s something you bought as an adult because you weren’t allowed it as a child?’ – 17 purchases worth waiting for. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/w...

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‘Tom Waits’ and 16 other celebrity names that also work as short sentences. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/c...

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Just a list of the most brutal and inventive insults from around the world. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/m...

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Someone ‘well actually’ed an astronaut about space and got owned to the Moon and back. #NationalSpaceDay #Recap www.thepoke.com/2022/10/12/c...

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Are these the best TV show siblings? We think so… #NationalBrothersAndSistersDay www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/a...

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Texas wants to officially ban schoolchildren from dressing as cats and using litter boxes, but can’t give a single example of it actually happening. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/t...

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People think there’s something cult-like about these Christian leaders praying and singing over Trump – not a typo. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/t...

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Attorney general Pam Bondi claimed Trump saved 258 million American lives and even JD Vance looked embarrassed – 14 killer takedowns www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/attorney-general-pam-bondi-just-claimed-trump-saved-258-million-american-lives-and-even-jd-vance-looked-embarrassed-14-killer-takedowns/

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This BBC local news man really should have read to the end of the email and it's surely the funniest thing you'll watch today www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/this-bbc-local-news-man-really-should-have-read-to-the-end-of-the-email-and-its-surely-the-funniest-thing-youll-watch-today/

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Donald Trump got Harvard mixed up with Harlem on this TV phone-in and even for him, it's a properly jaw-dropping listen www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/donald-trump-got-harvard-mixed-up-with-harlem-on-this-tv-phone-in-and-even-for-him-its-a-properly-jaw-dropping-listen/

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The US economy shrank in Trump’s first quarter, so he blamed Joe Biden – 16 completely unsurprised responses. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/01/u...

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