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People loved Paul Merton’s magnificent response to the suggestion he could never be Pope www.thepoke.com/2025/05/10/people-loved-paul-mertons-response-to-the-suggestion-he-could-never-be-pope/

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Karoline Leavitt said the Library of Congress had 'inappropriate books for children' and was schooled into next year www.thepoke.com/2025/05/10/karoine-leavitt-library-congress-inappropriate-books-children/

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David Tennant’s A++ takedown of Keir Starmer on HIGNFY was absolutely killer www.thepoke.com/2025/05/10/david-tennants-a-takedown-of-keir-starmer-on-hignfy-was-absolutely-killer/

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Trump had some basic questions about what he's signing and got people asking how exactly the White House is being run www.thepoke.com/2025/05/10/donald-trump-had-some-exceptionally-basic-questions-about-what-he-was-signing-and-got-people-asking-how-exactly-the-white-house-is-being-run-right-now/

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JD Vance's jaw-dropping defence of Trump's tariff bonanza was the very opposite of the slam dunk he thought it was www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/jd-vances-jaw-dropping-defence-of-trumps-great-tariff-bonanza-was-the-very-opposite-of-the-slam-dunk/

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This brutal Question Time takedown of Richard Tice and Brexit was simply magnificently done www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/this-question-time-audience-members-brutal-takedown-of-richard-tice-and-brexit-was-simply-magnificently-done/

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12 signs that show you’re a true dog owner. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/1...

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We’ll forever be in awe at the impeccable timing of this unfortunate panda. www.thepoke.com/2025/03/28/i...

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This Brit reporter's 'with respect' question for Donald Trump was just magnificent and sent the president into a proper headspin www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/this-brit-reporters-simply-brutal-with-respect-question-for-donald-trump-was-just-magnificent-and-sent-the-president-into-a-proper-headspin/

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This trainspotter takedown has just gone viral again and it’s always on the right track. #Recap www.thepoke.com/2021/11/01/t...

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Donald Trump's 'Victory Day' tribute was a most unfortunate schoolboy error and these 9 A++ comebacks all hit the target www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/donald-trumps-victory-day-tribute-was-a-most-unfortunate-schoolboy-error-and-these-9-comebacks-all-hit-target/

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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/2...

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Donald Trump thinks Barbie maker Mattel is a country and these 17 hilarious takedowns are just sublime www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/donald-trump-thinks-barbie-maker-mattel-is-a-country-and-these-17-hilarious-takedowns-are-just-sublime/

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Jon Stewart’s scathing assessment of Trump’s Alcatraz plan is the Takedown of the Day. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/j...

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The story of this free couch found on the street will never stop dividing the internet. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/f...

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‘What’s the stupidest thing the most intelligent person in your life believes?’ – 17 surprisingly dumb opinions. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/w...

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10 Body Shop products from the ’80s and ’90s that we still miss today. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/b...

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MAGA cultists are absolutely losing it at criticism of Trump on the new pope’s old Twitter account, and the internet is here for it. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/m...

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There’s a new Pope, and you know what that means …new pope jokes – 32 favourites. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/09/t...

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This Maga's conspiracy theory comeback wasn't the slam-dunk they thought it was and it's a self-own so big you can see it from the moon www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/this-magas-conspiracy-theory-comeback-wasnt-the-slam-dunk-they-thought-it-was-and-its-a-self-own-so-big-you-can-see-it-from-the-moon/

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Stewart Lee on why he wouldn't work in the US is a chilling indicator of precisely where we are right now www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/stewart-lee-on-why-he-wouldnt-work-in-the-us-is-a-chilling-indicator-of-precisely-where-we-are-right-now/

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Edward Snowden’s hot password tip will have you shuddering into next week. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/e...

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A bigoted Maga shared her fury at an ‘all gender restroom’ and was gloriously owned into next year www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/a-bigoted-maga-shared-her-fury-at-an-all-gender-restroom-and-was-gloriously-owned-into-next-year/

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This elderly neighbour’s extreme boundary issues only came to light thanks to a lost key. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/e...

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These reporters breaking news to Donald Trump perfectly captures the state of the White House right now – 17 totally on-point responses www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/these-reporters-breaking-news-to-donald-trump-perfectly-captures-the-state-of-the-white-house-right-now-17-totally-on-point-responses/

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15 revamped covers that won’t be making it into the Children’s Book Week top ten (NSFW). www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/r...

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An American complained about his experience in an English ‘Five Guys’ joint and sympathy was thin on the ground. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/a...

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Quite simply the all-time greatest co-ordinated family plot to weird out a new boyfriend. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/a...

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These 17 covers for children’s albums would traumatise even the sturdiest soul. #Recap www.thepoke.com/2021/02/06/t...

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12 signs you might be turning into your parents. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/s...

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‘What’s the pettiest thing someone has had a go at you for?’ – 22 arguments of truly impressive triviality. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/04/w...

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Trump has been ranting again that the US doesn’t get enough credit for being the main winner of World War II, and history entered the chat. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/t...

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Holy smoke, these 32 posts about the Papal Conclave are good. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/08/h...

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The Daily Mail trolled ‘frumpy’ Pamela Anderson for looking ‘worlds away’ from her ‘Baywatch glory days’ and the internet responded as one www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/the-daily-mail-trolled-pamela-anderson-for-looking-far-from-her-baywatch-days-and-the-entirety-of-the-internet-responded-as-one/

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14 signs that show you’re a true cat owner. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/02/s...

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This eye-watering list of wedding demands put the zilla in bridezilla. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/t...

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Simply 8 nice facts that will brighten up your day. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/n...

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JD Vance had a message for football fans coming to the US for the World Cup and it was a shocking own-goal visible from space www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/jd-vance-had-a-message-for-football-fans-coming-to-the-us-for-the-world-cup-and-it-was-a-shocking-own-goal-visible-from-space/

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The sign language interpreter rocking out to the Foo Fighters might be the best Glastonbury moment ever. #InterpreterAppreciationDay #Recap www.thepoke.com/2023/06/24/t...

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This South Park clip about Trump’s deportation policy is savagely brilliant. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/t...

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Mark Carney’s hilariously expressive face told the full story of Trump’s wild ramblings – 17 favourite reactions. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/m...

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‘You wake up and it’s 1990’s. No WiFi, no smartphones. What’s the first thing you do?’ – 23 deeply nostalgic delights. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/03/y...

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Reform UK ruled that their councils will only fly the Union and St. George’s flags, and the internet showed its colours. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/r...

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Mark Carney told Trump in no uncertain terms that Canada’s not for sale, and the internet was very much here for it. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/m...

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/07/2...

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‘What’s something people find obvious you only just figured out?’ – 17 belated lightbulb moments www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/whats-something-people-find-obvious-you-only-just-figured-out-17-lightbulb-moments/

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Donald Trump's bizarre 'dolls and pencils' rant got all the responses it deserved - 17 totally on-point takedowns www.thepoke.com/2025/05/06/donald-trumps-bizarre-dolls-and-pencils-rant-17-takedowns/

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