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🚮 "Because it's all fake news now anyway" 📜 Absurdist chronicles of the early post-Republic period ✒️ principatepost.substack.com ✊️ Impudentia | Levitas | Vanitas
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Congratulations to modern industrialized democracy #Canada for not electing fascists, which is a bizarre thing to have to say...

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“Can’t Afford To Move,” Claims White House Squatter: 'So tomorrow I’m signing an executive order cancelling the 22nd amendment and some other woke stuff in the Constitution. Pam says it’s cool.' #trump #election #satire principatepost.substack.com/p/cant-affor...

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“I did some digging on this guy’s background, and it turns out he’s just some cosplaying nepo baby reporter for the corpo legacy media,” said Metropolis resident Mason Hempstead. principatepost.substack.com/p/metropolis... #corybooker #satire

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Well done, young padawan. #goodtrouble #johnlewis #corybooker #america

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What the man said 👇

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"Big Macs and Bezos shall enjoy presidential exemptions from this policy until such time as McDonald’s and/or Jeff piss me off." 🍔 principatepost.substack.com/p/draft-orde... #trump #executiveorder #satire

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Garky: "...one of them pointed at my ID plaque and said ‘Hey, that’s the guy, let’s get him.’" principatepost.substack.com/p/ny-cabbie-... #FightOligarchy #satire

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Just gonna 📌 this riiiight...yep.

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A confidential Justice Department source has provided The Principate Post with a copy of AG Bondi’s schedule, offering a rare window into a senior administration official’s priorities and day-to-day activities. **A PP LEAKS EXCLUSIVE** principatepost.substack.com/p/ag-bondis-... #PamBondi #satire

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PutschWatch2025: Musk scheming to name imaginary friend and Airbnb DOGEbag Joe Gebbia VP while Vance in timeout in Greenland and Trump blacked out at nudie bar: Sources 🚨⚠️ #elonmusk #greenland #trump #jdvance

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72% of respondents said they were “somewhat nostalgic” or “very nostalgic” for a past era when the US government focused on fucking up other people’s countries while taking a more “passive decay and predatory enablement” approach at home principatepost.substack.com/p/poll-ameri... #ElbowsUp

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