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if i don’t look exactly like this when i’m 66 i WILL shoot an RPG at the sun

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Random restaurant bot is the perfect follow because sure you get to see food and people from far away but you also get to discover Smiley Hangouts, which has this picture uploaded to google maps and nothing else. It has 1 star and 1 written review that says “Food has no taste, deadman food”

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

ACAB includes them

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

it was not the best use of time, but it made me happy.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i’ve never been so obsessed with a video. please turn your sound on

submitted 5 days ago • 45 comments

pretty sure neighbors just heard me bellowing “HEY SIRI, WHERE DO TAPIRS LIVE” through the walls

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

a while ago i got this bell shaped like a crab at auction, because despite not knowing what the hell i’d use it for, i knew i needed to have it. now that i’ve been laid off i’ve decided “ringing the crab bell” shall be my reward for applying to a job or getting something done

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

“Fat Ranch” is not a good stripper name, but it would be a good name for a BBW strip club

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Magnificent

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

🪩

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Nasty Mature Woman

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

lmfao

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

incredible sentence

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

this weed got me like Hand Painted Tiger Face on Granite Slab

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

i’m single btw

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

i've spent all this time looking for a man with a sexy grin, organizational skills, and a strong sense of style and panache. i finally find one and he's the target of an NYPD manhunt

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

i’m ready to come out as someone who thinks magic tricks are cool

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

It’d be so cool to be a dude. Hanging out with the boys, cracking open a cold one with the boys, sucking off the boys,

submitted 120 days ago • 15 comments

the pads in the office bathroom seem to have an answer to the age-old question “what size pussy you wear?”

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Awaa baby

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

blur

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

tf kind of question. do you even know me

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

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me, pacing in tight circles: i deserve a treat today because i’m sad, you know? which is different than when i deserved a treat yesterday because i was in such a good mood, hahaha guy i have gagged and shackled to my bedframe: Mmmmfpph

submitted 670 days ago • 1 comment

there apparently used to be a subreddit dedicated to photos of plus size women topless in jeans and i’m sad it doesn’t exist anymore because i’m convinced i could have been their queen

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

wassup everyone i haven’t posted on here in exactly one year because i forgot my username and also everyone was nerds. since then i got sexier and my kitten got fat. also got laid off from my bullshit bad job and got a new cool job. That’s all okay thanks bye.

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Voluptuous! Cute & Chubby! She Might Be Heavy, But Her Face Is Pretty, Right? Sweaty SEX With A Busty BBW Edition

submitted 519 days ago • 0 comments

bonus thing about pharmacies keeping everything under lock and key now is when you go to buy deodorant and push the button the automated intercom lady says “𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝑜𝒹𝑜𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒹𝑒𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉”….like a neon sign over your head saying EYYY THIS BITCH STINK

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Toilet Cat

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

it’s always the tweets i think are the funniest that no one likes

submitted 545 days ago • 1 comment

ive posted this before but i was in middle school on 9/11 and some stoner kid called in a bomb threat to the school to get out some exam so when the planes hit the towers i was standing on the football field down the road because we evacuated. and the FBI arrested toby and held him for like 2 weeks

submitted 555 days ago • 3 comments

one of these tomato variety names is not like the others

submitted 555 days ago • 1 comment