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theramblingbard.bsky.social
She/Her Trans Polyam Bisexual Bard & Full Contact Jousting Knight
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How to Talk to Short Rogues (aka ‘you have a huge Dex modifier and she really isn’t helping you climb but you don’t say anything because uppies!’) Some silly shitpost meme art featuring my Thyra and @theramblingbard.bsky.social ‘s lil mousey tiefling Seek! #Trixallaart #dndart #fantasyart

Just knightly things

I’m a tired knight

@summoningsalt.bsky.social weird question- are you also traveling food reviewer JapanEat by any chance?

My boy is always good for a doodle

Mercury is in Gatorade or whatever so make sure to lead with shrimpathy in all your communionication

Morning golden hour 🌞

St Trina The kindness of deepest sleep, dulled senses, and death. I combined her form in the DLC with the figure from the St Trina's Torch lore item. What's that third eye about? Are the 8 flower petals significant? Time to watch more theory-crafting videos! #EldenRing #Trixallaart #fanart #art

Specifically: - it’s nighttime - it’s recently rained so the streets are kinda wet - it’s kinda cold so there’s steam coming up from the sewers - you will knock over a paper-filled trash can /barely miss hitting a pedestrian while turning a corner - you are definitely going to end up in an alley

Blood

Just need a big tiddy goth person to choose me to be their happy little sex robot cryptid

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

I did not want to see this world without you I miss you

We had to let go of our beautiful baby today. Kidney dis ease took her so rapidly we didn’t have time to save her. I’m so heartbroken.

Boom boom boom and let me hear you say WAY OOO

I need to bring this look back

It took me decades and several brand deals and I passed out in their machines many times but your cereal is ready

mornin

Guide Asta Viðarsdóttir, npc and sister to Thyra. Sightless Seer, burdened with great and fateful power, piloted by @thunkdapeon.bsky.social Had to do a matching Mucha study for her! I learned a ton, particularly about how much detail to dwell on and when to let simplicity tell the story

Honestly I forget this app exists most of the time :/

Rent is earlier this month. Helping me keeps my family fed, warm and housed while I figure out disability. Even $5 adds up. Idk what’s going on with Bsky lately but it’s scary how dead things are and how many avoid MA like mine. Nobody wants to beg for money . We just want to survive.

Things are a little dire right now and my family could use some help. We’re struggling to make ends meet as we wait for this next festival to start, and need a hand. Requesting #mutualaid If you can Venmo any donations to @theramblingbard I would really really appreciate it.

Feelin a little better today. Looking forward to this three day weekend with my wife. 💚

Ya girl is so tired of depression just absolute wrecking her plans