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These are JOKES people, RELAX and enjoy the ride 😁. Real time stinker. Perpetual potty mouth. Poker of fun. 🐈 Spacedcat http://threads.net/@spacedcat2269
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Oh, I dare you, mutherfucker.

submitted 183 days ago • 95 comments

Odds of Trump bursting into flames when he enters Notre Dame Cathedral?

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 184 days ago • 146 comments

Updated Registered Sex Offenders Map: January 20, 2025.

submitted 184 days ago • 618 comments

My 2 year son dropped an F bomb plain as day this morning. My wife and I are amused/horrified but now I’m wondering where he possibly could’ve picked it up. I’ve let it slip a couple times around the house but never heard my 4 year old daughter say anything like that!

submitted 184 days ago • 915 comments

Is this real

submitted 185 days ago • 97 comments

#Caturday mood

submitted 185 days ago • 118 comments

@nicktimiraos.bsky.social good afternoon I followed you because you're cute a.f. Have a good day 😊

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

I found a hotel sign that somehow predicted the election.

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Caturday! If you, like me, are feeling a little bit bruised and broken, I hope that you find some peaceful moments in your day to remind you of the good in the world. ❤️

submitted 185 days ago • 74 comments

Yes what a relief for all of us with Substacks to be able to provide the link to our pieces!

submitted 185 days ago • 10 comments

Laura Lunatic eating Thanksgiving dinner at Mar-a-Lago.

submitted 185 days ago • 155 comments

This was the $350 Thanksgiving dinner plate at Mar-a-Lago. Even Tucker Carlson's Swanson's looks better.

submitted 185 days ago • 1438 comments

💙

submitted 188 days ago • 516 comments

I'm thankful for being thankful! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 everyone!

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Counter terrorists beware. There's a new sheriff in town.

submitted 193 days ago • 1032 comments

BREAKING: President Trump has been rushed to the hospital with an absolutely colossal corn dog stuck in his ass. Sources confirm several doctors pulled on the corn dog stick but that only made the stick come out and the corn dog is still in there.

submitted 194 days ago • 31 comments

Live look at Kevin McCarthy’s reaction to Matt Gaetz’ AG withdrawal. 👇

submitted 194 days ago • 32 comments

RIP Winston Tapper, 2011-2023, the best boy ever. 💔

submitted 702 days ago • 129 comments

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtsG732L3B-/?igshid=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==

submitted 702 days ago • 0 comments

We will temporarily be pausing Bluesky sign-ups while our team continues to resolve the existing performance issues. We’ll keep you updated when invite codes will resume functionality. We’re excited to welcome more users to our beta soon!

submitted 703 days ago • 350 comments

"The second rate limit has been exceeded."

submitted 703 days ago • 5 comments