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therealeortiz.bsky.social
Chicagoan. I like stuff. Came here for #Survivor but stayed for the vibes.
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I effin lone Joe #survivor48

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

So excited for #snl50 That’s it.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Holy cannoli Season 3 of #thetraitors brought it with this cast!

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

My in and out lists for 2025.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

All of these live New Year’s Eve shows are like Steffan from SNL descriptions come to life. #nye

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

@sums up the #chicagobears season. #nfl

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to the pregame #bears #TNF analysts and in game sh*t on ownership management, downplay Caleb’s abilities, and make fun of the fans is depressing and infuriating. No talk of the history of the greats, just dunking. Virginia and fam, DO BETTER OR SELL THE TEAM! Can I invoice them for my time

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Went to the cesspool app for some #bears pregame info and my entire feed was filled with r*cist things I don’t want to see or read or watch. Please #bluesky catch up with better live sports info so I don’t have to go there anymore.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Family Christmas party with my son. He refuses to smile and take a regular picture, but we are having fun. #christmas #family #party

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Was Teeny actually the goat of this season? #survivor #survivor47

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Which actor would you cast to play you in a biopic about your life? Pedro Pascal

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

The #Chiefs are the luckiest team ever. A Doink in to win?! Come on.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Beating a #Bears fan and watching every bad thing that happens instead of not watching the game #bearsnation #bears49ers

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Yacht Rock doc on HBO. Hell yes. #yachtrock #hbomax #popsky

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Andy loses his vote next week and now has a giant target on his back. Can’t wait to see what @teeeny.bsky.social has to say next week! #survivor #survivor47 Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Me hearing all the scenarios in #survivor47 between under dogs and Italy operations and all the back and forth with idols and advantages…

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I would prefer Sue not win #survivor47 there I said it.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, next seasonal watch…should it be Holiday Inn, White Christmas, or The Family Stone? @8ballbangers.bsky.social I’m looking for your input. #Christmas #movies

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

#Survivor rewatch Sean 15 Micronesia FvF. FairPlay walking out dressed as Jeff…I’d love to know what part of that interaction was left on the cutting room floor.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

What happened in the last 48 hours? All of the “Leon” followers are suddenly here spewing terribleness and bringing that vibe to almost every Discover #skeet I see.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

It’s beautiful

submitted 154 days ago • 45 comments

There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.

submitted 155 days ago • 303 comments

Delete this right now

submitted 155 days ago • 3 comments