therealguiga.bsky.social
Poet, loser, French, proud European. No extremes. French/English/a little German.
Still looking for a publisher… 🇫🇷🕎🇪🇺
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Utterly sorry to have to differ but, if, only if HE the great lider managed a way to transport the shit of LA then throw that over the fires… 💁🏻🇫🇷❤️🇺🇸 #goodluckonMonday
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On what grounds? For he won, already served and has been re-elected? I hate the guy but this is ultimately childish. She’s a 50+yo woman. Get a grip!
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An ample display of your culture… 😏
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Any random moose will do…
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Might be my favourite movie with Amadeus… just saying. 🤫
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I don’t like sugary things… but I have a thing for smart women.
I’m more caviar than macaroons… 🤫🇫🇷
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Done.
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You too darling! 😘🥃
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Pas mieux. 😏
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Europe exists. 🇪🇺🤫❤️
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I really don’t believe this to be true: idiots are quite resilient, God knows England is resilient. I’ll let you finish the syllogism… 🏴❤️🇫🇷
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My point being that when for 30 years, kids in front of the classroom have given lethally wrong answers, it’s only legitimate that the teacher asks the shitheads at the back. 😬🇩🇪
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To be fair, he’s a political idiot but for the last 25 years, nothing has saved Germany. Nuclear power, defence, economy… 🤔😳🇩🇪
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“Agrume guru” #mercibonsoir
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Ouais, ce sera surtout de l’interdiction d’espace aérien… parce qu’un SU-37 est quand même largement supérieur, sauf pour les sys radar…
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Ist das so?? 😬
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What happened is the Dems, for reasons rooting deep, thought it best to nominate a coastal elite former prosecutor, female and mixed race… there’s a difference between a statement and a win! I called it the day she got the nomination btw.
Also the Jewish husband but it was ok with Starmer so…
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Je voudrais que Aurelie mes couilles puisse appliquer ses politiques publiques pendant 2 ans: juste pour qu’elle reparte la queue entre les pattes! #lfi
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Pas mieux.
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Zimtsterne… Jews always had a way about selling things. ❤️🕎
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Les mecs ont fait campagne sur une dépense d’au moins 70Ml€ quand il nous faut en trouver 60… 🙄
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And penmanship remains an eternal issue…
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White was shy around women, claiming he had "too small a heart, too large a pen". The way he said it! 💁🏻 instead of small, I’d have said “fragile”, but he was an American… 🙄😘
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*that
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What is the hair line??!
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#Sarlat
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Shallots, honey vinegar, S&P, Dijon mustard, fresh parsley. No oil! 😘
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Guilfoyle for me but I bet she fucks like a washcloth… unless she’s on Charlie. 😏
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Du coup, dénouer la tête de noeuds??! 💁🏻
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La célérité de l’action est souvent consubstantielle à l’intention… 🙄
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Nice to be 🇫🇷 ha?!!
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I think it went like “wenn Sie mich nicht sterben, sind Sie einen Mörder…”
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There’s a version of that: Kafka to his doctor saying “kill me! If you don’t, you’re a murderer.”
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I can be actually funny sometimes… 😏 who knew?! Not the parisienne you know! 😬😏
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Happy for you but I’ll just say that: in terms of titles, your publisher is rather minimalistic, to say the least, which is pretty much what it says… 😂😘
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Hate that inclusive spelling though! Autor-innen… 🙄💁🏻
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If you liked this classic pub joke, there’s plenty where it’s coming from… 💁🏻
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Very nice. Congrats. Not you can invade Poland. 😏
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Actually, his incompetence might be our last saving grace. As it has been during his first term. Also his laziness…
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No need to invoke the Lord babe! 😂
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And then came the fucking plateau! 🙄
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Ça pète grandeur à Prague! 😍
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I knew darling… 😕
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Ok… si you actually imagine the UN as doing something. 😂
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C’était un tchèque ou un français?? Oh je connais déjà la réponse… 🙄