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Remember "bigly?" Remember "covfefe?" Why did this happen again?

Honey, you're better than this.

The worst thing about Alex Murdaugh isn't that he killed his wife and son; it's that he pronounces his name as "Alick Murdick." Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.

Hot take: Seinfeld should have been called Louis-Dreyfus. Elaine is clearly the best character.

OMG, Handmaid's Tale cosplay! How cute!

Did you rape her? LOL

My son is very excited about the new Grand Theft Auto

FMK, Breaking Amish, double the contestants: F Kate and Sabrina M Mary and Matt K Jeremiah and Rebecca

Why does Trump always look like a toddler dressing up in Daddy's clothes? P.S. We can still tell that you're fat.

Why do TV characters always call 911 and then say "Hello, 911"?

How much do you think Lester Holt gets paid for appearing on 10 seconds of Dateline every week? More importantly, WHY?

Does anyone else make up lyrics to instrumental songs? For example: Here they are Here they are They have now been resurrected They're just birds, you know Wicked giant bids Watch it, they'll swallow you whole Fuckin dinosaurs Fuckin dinosaurs Gonna eat all the people Yeah!

Mourning Pope Francis is like mourning the kindest Nazi, the chillest member of the LAPD, or the most accepting Evangelical.

Trump pronounces it "reediculous." Can him on that alone.

Dog people love to brag about "rescuing" their animal companions, but literally every cat I've ever met was a rescue.

On The Handmaid's Tale, remember how June's first clue that something was going on was that all the women lost their jobs? What do you think that anti-DEI nonsense is about? Hmm

Can anyone explain to me why 80% of women hate the word "moist"?

As if I needed another reason to hate Trump, I just paid $14 for a fast food burrito. And no, I do not live in NYC or LA.

Remember when Keanu Reeves was in a Paula Abdul video? youtu.be/yqyIaNWP0T0?...

Why does one female detective on EVERY COP SHOW have a pregnant junkie sister?

How I Banged 50 Broads Before I Met Your Mother

How much do you think Lester Holt makes for yapping 10 seconds at the beginning and end of Dateline?

Holy shit, Seth Rogan was in Donnie Darko!

Somebody explain why this 4yo had a llama in NYC (and seemingly no parents) youtube.com/watch?v=sgkY...

Where did men get the idea that it's ok to "guide" a woman by the small of her back when they're not specifically ballroom dancing? It's so fucking creepy. Men, ask yourself, "Would I do this to a man? Has anyone of any gender ever done this to me? Would I be ok with any of that?" No? THEN DON'T.

Opaque "salad dressing" is NOT salad dressing; it's sauce. I love honey mustard, ranch, and blue cheese as much as the next guy, but it does not belong on lettuce. Fight me.

I've rewatched the entirety of SNL three times, and honestly, the very best part was Sudekis on "What Up With That?"

How is a "billionaire" with the ability to nuke the world not in charge of his own TV?

JUST IN: Judge MEHTA has barred Stewart Rhodes and other Oath Keepers whose sentences were *commuted* from going into Washinton or the U.S. Capitol without permission from the court.

So incredibly fucked up that they need to send this.

WTF is this

Put a Q-tip in your mouth and find out if you could save someone's life. It's that easy. www.nmdp.org/get-involved...

Asked & answered.

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