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therealkalani.bsky.social
Political Scientist | Communications Manager | HBCU Alum #CAU 🐾 ❤️ 🖤 🐾 | NC ✈️ NM ✈️ GA ✈️ NC 🏠 | *Finding my way or making one* | Skeets and Quotes are my own opinion | Reskeets are out of my control 😂|
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6.5 months of keeping my new car unscratched/damaged. I hit a parking garage entry gate tonight. 😫 I want to cry thug tears right now. But s/o to the parking security guard. He didn’t care that I broke the gate. He swiped me out that joint and waved. 😂

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Is anybody else experiencing this issue with the Kia Access app? It hasn’t been working since Sunday. #AskBlacksky #AskBluesky

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Kendrick won. He got Serena (Drake ex) on the stage c walking to Not Like Us. 😂😂 #SuperBowlHalftime2025

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Okay Sza with the dance moves. Sis really don’t be doing no choreography lowkey. #SuperBowlHalftime2025

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Kendrick is TROLLING and I’m here for it. Lol #SuperBowlHalftime2025

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Childhood Black History Moment

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Uh…I do.

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People of BlueSky! Let’s get to know each other better. What’s your all time favorite TV show? Quote your answer in GIF form.

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Any law that restricts voting rights.

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Solid 9. Questions are good. Had to think hard on a few. Feedback for improvement: maybe group the questions by categories. Like have the first 10 questions fall within the same category etc.

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K-12: Teacher’s pet and Class clown College: quiet

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Enjoy: The wash and dryer. Laundromats scare me. Added: I would love to have valet trash pickup everyday of the week. Why do I have to take out my trash Friday and Saturday. I’m paying $25 per month. It should be picked up 30/31 days out of the month.

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Outlaw Country. I went to a Chris Stapleton concert last summer. His music is really good.

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Done for someone: let a hobosexual stay in my apt rent free during Covid. 🙄 Done for me: my coworker brought me chick fil an and medicine when I was sick with Covid. I tried to cashapp her but she denied it.

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👀 the only time I associate praise with anything is during church or worshipping my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Can I get an Amen, somebody?!

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TSA Pre-check.

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No. Because deep down we all have flaws. Conceited people are just masking their on trauma they refuse to heal from.

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Understanding my love language and actively listening when I am speaking.

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At question #33 I said to myself “how many questions did he put cause this is a lot.” Then I seen it was well over 50. 😂 But here I am completing #61. You’ll go down in history for the person with the most questions asked on this here app sir. Congrats. 🎉

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Green. I like the way the color looks on my skin. Any variance and it looks beautiful.

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8.5 at work 10 around my family 9.5 around my friends

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15% and if my food is hot…20%

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20%. I need to scale it back though because that’s double of what I give for tithes.

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Letting my insecurities hold me hostage from dating.

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Wale: love his artistry T-Pain: people thought he couldn’t actual sing because he used auto tune. His Tiny Desk proved that he could sing Juvenile: the nostalgia

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No. I’m my own individual person. I have 4 close friends but I tend to be a loner.

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No. They usually target a specific demographic in my city. I’m apart of that demographic.

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Live: NC (The Triangle area) Price of gas: $2.99/gallon regular Commute: 17 minutes to work Rent: 2 bed, 2 full bath apt, valet trash, cable and internet include = $1,520/monthly

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The tap at the gas pump. If after trying to use my card, phone or Apple Watch and it doesnt work…I leave.

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With my 6 speeding tickets; I would say probably a 3…BUT I’m an excellent driver when I have other passengers in my car…so I’ll score that a 7….so adding those together…….its a 10! 😂

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Yes. My ex cheated on me with some internet h*** he found on Twitter. 🙃 He also was sending d*** pics to females and telling them via text “I hope this makes your day better”. 🤗

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Is this classified as cheating….. I was in the beginning stages of talking to my ex (we weren’t official yet). My situationship came to my house for a quickie before he left for basic training. I ended up in a relationship with my ex about 3 weeks later. We dated for 4 1/2 years.

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Issa Rae.

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My great-grandmother on my mother’s side. I hear stories about her all the time. I’d love to experience her love in person and ask questions about her own parents.

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I did in my teens and early twenties. Now I just block them on everything and out of my life forever. 🤗

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Baby spinach, chicken, kraft shredded cheddar cheese, bacon bits, croutons, dried cranberries, honey roasted pecans, pumpkin seeds and honey mustard…..

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Shrimp tacos with slaw and chipotle cream sauce. Or any kind of taco lowkey.

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6

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Both but this gov’t job and retirement benefits looks to be more promising. Two more months and I’ll be vested!

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Drake 🫣 Y’all know he probably be listening to Not Like Us on repeat. I still play Comeback Season and So Far Gone like it just dropped. I will be an Aubrey fan until he retires. 🫠

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Short term: pay off my two credit cards by March Long -term: start an apparel company.

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Sexual topics. Blacksky After Dark needs a turn on and off button. 😭😭 People be horny up in here….like baby go outside and take a walk and put down your phone.

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