therealoahubob.bsky.social
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Huh... that don't send classified info instructions just begs for one email full of deep, dark Sharpie redactions... I mean you'd be sending internal government communications to someone who doesn't have a security clearance, so better safe than sorry... loose lips and all that...
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Only if we do nothing to stop it...
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Well then, let's give him his Waterloo...
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<Checks thermometer>
Well, whaddyaknow... Hell just froze over... I actually agree with Steve <throws up in mouth a little bit> Bannon...
<gargles with Everclear and bleach...>
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I dunno... I'm thinking the odds are pretty good that there's enough residue in that bastard to register as positive until half-past kingdom come...
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You had me at Goblin...
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These "stainless" steel rolling dumpsters can be defeated by a carwash... yeah, they may get up-armored to take a bullet but can be defeated by a couple of kids raising money for their HS Glee club' trip to the State finals...
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C'mon killer space rock o' death...
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You have just defined a Sisyphean task...
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"Dude... dude... wtf do i do now?"
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Susan Collins will firmly clutch her pearls as she votes to confirm...
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He's such a moron he can't even spell DEI, let alone explain it...
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That gene pool needs some chlorine...
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I mean they tried the air, but they kept falling down and proved poorly designed as an airship even though roughly Zeppelin shaped...
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Gonna bet he's orange...
Which holds true in other aspects of current events too...
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Mentally? I think that's over estimating things a bit... by like 4 or 5 years...
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The remnants of a Dalmation pelt...
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I watched it. I am not their target audience (about 30yrs outside their demographic). They will make an impact, just on which side I'm not sure.
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About as strong as wet, single-ply, bargain basement toilet paper in a gale force wind...
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Huh.. I can just hear the defenses "Your honor, while, yes, I did ejaculate, it was my intention to impregnate the adult actress on the screen on the 'Hub... I failed HS Biology and Health Sciences and did not now that's not how that worked... I do now..."
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So he can finally go fuck himself...
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Sittin' with Douchebags...
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Can I wear these? If so I just might pay you...
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Could it please be MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING D...
..<static noises>?
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Like did they miss a decimal place or two on the price tag?
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I mean he also offered free Healthcare, what with all that healing of lepers and the afflicted...
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I'm thinking someone is about to meet Chris Hansen awkwardly...
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Jock itch... not a cream to treat it... just the fungus, au naturel...
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Would it be too much to ask for some good ol' fashioned smiting? Maybe a couple of pillars of salt? Maybe a classic deluge of Biblical proportions?
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Try to smuggle a Saguaro cactus across the border rectally...
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Pumpkin spiced effluent...
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Oh, c'mon... who you gonna believe? Kash Patel's paper trail or Pam Bondi's lying lips? I mean c'mon...
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*unimpared... stoopid autocorrect...
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My question for Senator Mullin is "If Senators are showing up drunk and incapable of carrying out their duties unimpressed, why aren't you filing ethics charges or sending the info to the press?" Oh, right, they're probably Republicans and it would mean loss of control... so it'll be fine...
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One should have showed he's morally unfit for the position, another to show he's temperamentally unfit, one to show he's a blackmailer's wet dream, and the rest should have peppered him with enough strategic questions that would have made Sun Tzu beg for mercy...
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If i walked into a bathroom and saw RFK Jr, I'd just piss myself and walk out backwards making sure he didn't mistake me for a bear or whale...
Same for JD Vance, but insert "love seat" for "bear" and "sofa" for "whale"...
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My belly button lint needs to be fluffed and folded that day... I will be unable to partake in the festivities...
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Might wanna try water cooling...
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Sweet baby <your son>... I mean look up Canada's innovative history during WWII... they are the reason for the saying "It's not a war crime the first time..."
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Is it wrong of me to be rooting for a herd of polar bears to stumble across this cluster of chucklefucks?
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I'm sorry, when you back a group that even Marine LePen says "Nope... too extreme", you might want to sit down and have a think about what a waste of perfectly good carbon you are...
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Sweet baby Jesus... I can't figure out if I had a stroke while listening to this or if he had one while spewing it...
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...oh shit... looks like another 7/11 gift-a-palooza for my relatives... nothing says Xmas like a 4pk of Red Bull, a Slim Jim, a few scratch tickets, and a hot dog that has been on that roller thingy since last Xmas...
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Um... did I read that right? His stake is worth $1.53?...
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You could see it slowly register in his soulless eyes "...shit..."
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Best $60 i ever spent... one set for each brothers' first born... and we're not even Scottish...
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Ha... I'm the uncle who supplied these...
heritageofscotland.com/products/jun...
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Well, that was a shitty thing to do... looks like they're getting a crap-ton of negative feedback on that move...
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His lifts must have been caught up in Customs...