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Who can forget this brilliant song by Gerry Baker with the iconic trumpet intro. Mistakenly rumoured to have been played by Henry Kelly from Blockbusters

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I thought Conclave was excellent entertainment, especially when Isabella Rossellini appeared as Sister George Michael from Derry Girls.

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Last night in Birmingham

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"I'm sorry I didn't read enough of your email to get to the part where it said Read All of This Email."

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Nothing succeeds like a tennis groupie

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I can't go to the local recycling centre/tip very often because I find it exhausting coming up with a new facial expression every time I pass the same person between my car and the bins.

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Not now Elon!

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No, you fuck off!

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Lots of people believe in solipsism. I thought it was just me.

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My current hearing aids let me hear things that I haven't been able to for many years. One of those things is the sound of birds. Sometimes their singing is nice. The other day in my garden is a wood pigeon would not stop saying My toes hurt, Betty.

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First the clocks went back and now the year has gone forward. When oh when will they make up their minds?

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Woke at ten this morning. Then I was a bit right wing until lunchtime.

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What's the most romantic Christmas gift that will fit through a Night-Pay window?

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In honour of Eddie Stobart there will on Monday be a side by side procession of lorries up the M11. No cars will be able to overtake. In other words, business as usual.

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Well thank you very much history teachers in 1978 for the Wolf Hall spoilers. Think before you speak next time

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Just looking around for a couple of stocking fillers. Have you seen the price of prosthetic limbs?

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My life has been like a long series of away fixtures at obscure Eastern European football clubs Ludogorets, I've had a few.

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- Patience is a virtue - Took you long enough to say so

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All these lovely people in Scunthorpe came out on a terrible weather evening to be a great audience

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Yes I'm aware I've done this joke on the same day for the last 15 years or so but I'm always excited to start an advent colander

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The beautiful Regal Theatre Minehead

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Spending a couple of days gigging in Yorkshire. Hawarth last night followed by a hike around Brontë country today.

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I turned the volume on my television right up and now it's eight cubic metres

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We don't need no education Hey kid, leave those teachers alone

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Storm Bert was ok but I’m more excited about tomorrow’s storm, Storm cookie monster.

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People of Manchester! There’s a charity comedy gig coming your way on Nov 27 with a stunning line up. It’s going to be a brilliant night. And all for a great cause. Tickets here frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/.... Treat yourself. You deserve a night of laughter.

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Sorry I hummed Duelling Banjos as you walked down the aisle

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I’m not going to tell anyone how to do Bluesky, but I would like to encourage the following: - Repost stuff you find interesting/entertaining - help others to find the good people to follow - repost small creatives who you like who are trying to plug their work

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I bought one of those weighted blankets and now whenever I get up at night for a pee it's a bonus gym session

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We seem to have lost the true meaning of Black Friday

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Captain Tom must be turning in his grave We suggest you sponsor this at £1 per revolution with a minimum donation of £500 #CaptainTom

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A bloke got the hump with me in Lidl, all I did was apologise for disturbing his meditation in front of the yoghurts

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And on that farm he paid no tax, EIEIO

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You fill out my census Like a night in a forest

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Watching The Midas Man (Amazon Prime) the Brian Epstein biopic. It's a little rough but it's got something. I think it was the trousers.

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We have one of those retractable washing lines. I deny that completely.

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I keep making silly mistakes, like that time I recommended pot porri during The Reformation

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Bournemouth was lovely Now for the drive home

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Ready to go on in Bournemouth

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Next time Mike Tyson will be fighting RuPaul.

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Cheltenham

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I was asked to rate someone's comedy abilities from one to ten but i got bored about half past six.

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I was on BlueSky since before its first John Peel session

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Spent two hours in Boots today to get away from racists

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I mostly watch classic British TV series for the parking spaces.

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