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Regional Manager of the Apocalypse. A member of W.E. Corp upper management. 🤼🎮
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Giving real “Dwight gets put in charge of the health care plan” vibes. Except not an ounce of this shit is funny or comical.

First time doing weighted squats in a few years. Hit 135 8 times thinking it was a warmup. Turns out it was my max. Gonna take some work to get back to my old max. These hammies are TIGHT!

My soul left my damn body!

Got the absolute dog shit slapped out of me in a match today. Was told it sounded like a gunshot from the back.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

the entire Superdome crowd screaming “A Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

"Say Drake" pops a cheesy grin right through the camera And then THE WHOLE SUPERBOWL HITS THE A MINOOOOOOR This is diabolical and amazing in every way. Kendrick!!!! Turn this TV off Turn this TV off LFG #superbowl

I finally get the Balatro hype! Just picked it up on my Switch and it’s an instant hook. So simple but so much room to see this thing grow and progress.

D’Lo is the man! I got to cut a promo in front of him once and he gave me a ton of praise and constructive feedback. Best experience of my short career so far!

One of the most profound things I've ever heard was from a very queer man, saying to someone on the phone, "In this life, you're either SERVING cunt, or OBSERVING cunt. You decide." And I live by that.

Trader Joe’s brand Takis, Mountain Dew Code Red Zero Sugar, and some Regulation Gameplay from @theregulationpod.bsky.social

We are so back!

Nothing better than babymetal 🙏🙏

Listening to BABYMETAL in honor of @arennorman.bsky.social today. If you’re in the Central Ohio area this Sunday PLEASE be sure to come to The Skylight in Newark and support the goodest of good brothers!

Cutting weight fucking sucks. Lowered calories means lowered energy levels, and I’ve been overcompensating with coffee/caffeine to fight the exhaustion. Anyone got any tips on how to make this suck less?

This is a Rey Mysterio Jr & onion ring appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Rey Mysterio Jr. & onion rings.

Made chicken parm. It was fucking delicious!

Pick em up easy, put em down hard. That’s the SOP. Rinse, repeat, win.

When the breakdown is so crunchy your face starts contorting like

After 5 years, the American Gunz are back and we're pulling up to @defynw.bsky.social to do two things: Kick ass, and get new promo pics done.

I get that we’re not supposed to cry over spilt milk. But what about freshly ground coffee beans?! That shit just ruined my morning.

I want to support this cause, but I know I won’t make proper use of these amazing games. If someone wants the bundle of nearly 80 games please let me know and I’ll send it to you as a gift! First come first serve.

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Thank you friends. The wishlist will be in a reply. After this I’m going to try and not talk about it anymore.

i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

When times are tough, take joy in the little things. Like kicking a dude’s face in! #Wrestlesky🤼

Was watching the Raw Vault episode for Bret Hart’s best Raw moments and matches on my flight back home from Canada last night. Bret’s words back in 1997 ring true today. Special shoutout to the fan who shouted “America Sucks!!!” with his whole fucking chest!

Meta is fucking around and forcing accounts to auto follow both the VP and POTUS accounts on Instagram. Even if you unfollow and/or block those accounts they’re getting refollowed and unblocked. This shit is getting out of hand!

If you are part of a church and they are not horrified by what is happening, you are in the wrong church. Leave. Find others with your morals. Fighting Christian Nationalism needs to be done from every angle, including from within.

They will lie, bullshit, and distract, so it's very important for all of us to say what we see with our own eyes. The fascist Co-President threw a defiant Nazi salute on inauguraton day.

Now more than ever 🏳️‍⚧️

REQUEST A MATCH FOR ALLIE KATCH Just like we did for Chris Bey, I am going to be streaming to raise funds for Allie's GoFundMe. $10 buys a match of your choice. Send screenshot of donation direct to her GFM and link for the match to [email protected] #WrestleSky 🤼

Yesterday I had my first singles match in nearly 6 months, feel I had my best match so far, got paid more than I ever have, sold more merch than I ever have, and had some great time with the boys! Everything’s coming up Wayne! #WrestleSky🤼

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I just started using CapCut for promos and highlight vids!!!! God fucking damnit!!

Looking for someone to get their shit kicked in?! Hit me up! I’m a pro at it! #WrestleSky🤼