therelphian.bsky.social
Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, tea, apocalypses and dark botany.
Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted
Short fic collection, Know That We Held on Amazon
Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph
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Wonderful to be back at Underbelly 💛🖤
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I hate being referred to as ‘the lady’. As in ‘give it to the nice lady, or say thank you to the lady. Just say woman - it’s not remotely offensive
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I’ve done way too much lap topping today and my hands feel like they belong to someone else. Like probably a dead someone else.
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Genius!
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So sorry for your (rapidly approaching) friend loss 😬
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It’s so shite, and his dad little ‘mummy doesn’t love me’ face, it’s cheered me up immensely 😀
Meanwhile #nokings parades are nailing it!
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Thank you so much for reading and blurbing, you’re the best Junebug 💚
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Never!
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Amazing Fiona! 😍
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@trashcatlit.bsky.social open until the 14th
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Oh, Void Baby has a fur void! Hope he’s ok 🖤
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They look like delicious ice lollies 💚🧡
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Oh I remember my BSc, all my papers coded and numbered. Lovely bit of organisation.
You don’t need a magic wand, you’ll smash it 💜
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MY BRAIN BELIEVES ALL NONSENSE AND IS WONDERING WHAT A TEST WORKSHOP WOULD BE LIKE!
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I’ve got a wood pigeon infestation. They are very beautiful but also fat which means they are breaking my buddleia branches!
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Stunning
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My collection, 'An Ill-Stitched Menagerie', will be released on Saturday, 7th June.
The Kindle ebook preorder is already open:
mybook.to/6tth
Please help spread the word!
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This is nostalgic and also beautifully modern 💜
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If you have a look at @writershq.bsky.social you’ll find a thriving, supportive, passionate flash fiction community
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It’s so good, my brain pan is forever changed
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Congratulations 🥳
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That’s a lot of kitten related injury 😂
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Congrats Michael
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This is Mary pretending to have no interest whatsoever in the plant (it’s fake) 🤍
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Yay, nice one Jude
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Wonderful Anne
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Amazing, congrats Catherine 🖤
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I’ve given her a try 😀
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This. Is. Repugnant.