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Why is it only awful music being loud from open car windows. And its always very obviously in 4/4. You never hear a waltz.

I've also massively uderestimated how long a report is going to take to write. I'd set this week aside to write up the first draft after a couple of months of doing the work to go in it. I probably need a month, based on where I'm at in the dying working hours of February.

Every time I inevitably come back to the (not that) early Wilco albums I am never disappointed. I remember when they were just an album advert frequently in Q that didn't seem like something for me. I can't remember what changed. #YankeeHotelFoxtrot

I filled two fountain pens with ink a while ago. I went to use one, nothing. Tried the other, more scratching on paper. Opened them up and both cartridges were empty. Assumed they'd leaked but no stains in the case. Where's the ink? I know ink can evaporate but all of it? Surely pigment would stay?

@mappers.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

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Sometime I sit and wonder what it must have been like to find the first dinosaur fossil. One minute you're just minding your own business digging a hole then the next you're stood there going... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?!

"Yes, so everything is fine and we don't need to worry about anything or panic as... NO! DON'T LOOK UP AT THE SKY!!!"

That asteriod on course for a collision with us: when it had a <2% chance of hitting us I wasnt bothered, then it increased to a 3% chance or something and I was still not bothered, probably even less to be honest. Today they are saying there's zero chance it will hit us… and now I'm really worried.

When I set of for work the sun was almost up. I drove most of the way in the the light. It's such a turning point in the year.

"Slowly and gentley sweat the finely diced oinions under a damp parchment paper cartouche until translucent..." Yeah, I think I'm just going to fry them.

Remember in the 90s when they just tried to chance how we pronouce diplodocus.

I'm not sure what google is tracking me doing anymore...

I like reddit. You can curate it, it becomes about your interests, people are surprisingly good as down voting and silencing dickheads. But mainly because today for whatever reason everyones soles are falling apart. Thats not a typo be me. The soles of their shoes are literally disintegrating.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." As a kid I thought the joke was due to double meaning of 'the other side'. Chicken killed & passes to afterlife. Just read something claiming it's actually an early example of anti-humour with no double neaning?! What do you think?

It's posts like this that demostrate why I don't post much these days. Maybe it's time for a bit of reinventment or development or alternative.

About 4 years ago I turned off app opening & closing transition animations on on my phone in the developer options to speed it up. I have done approximately fuck all with the time it has saved me so today I turned them back on and I'll be honest I'm loving the way things now bounce around my phone.

Why can't people buy just one westie terrier?

@andiedelicacy.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

Well at least we now know who the real Traitors are. #TheTraitors

Best part of TheTraitors is being 8 episodes in and going, "Who the fuck is that!"

Anyway, I'd like to share my favourite found unintended poetry. I genuinely think this is one of the most beautifully meloncolic things I've ever read.

I've pretty much dropped off Instagram, after a conscious effort a couple of years back now I'm only posting maybe a couple of times a year. Don't think I'd delete it as at this rate it doesn't feel unhealthy looking and don't think i'm reliant on the dopamine hit anymore.

Can I just buy inhalers in the UK? Chemist/Doctors have fucked UK prescription for third time. Such a pain having to deal with it through two stages.