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Nerd of the tabletop and fantasy realms Chicagoan who lives in Ontario now *Profile pic by @olistar255.bsky.social He/Him
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

My guardian? Blind (This joke is double funny as my mom is blind)

My heads? Talking.

Damn this HorizontalScrollView and I have a lot in common

A hybrid shark/stegosaurus I drew on a stream back in 2018

>Me who hated the game ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

Are the dead people collecting paychecks in the room with us right now?

It's Over - Gator Days

Celebrated our 2nd anniversary by taking the day off work and building a model kit together. Just got back from all you can eat sushi and low-key considering taking tomorrow off to recover

resonates.

did the doctor from arrested development write this

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

Marvel Rivals is pretty cool, but here's The Thing

✨️❤️ Happy Valentine's Day❤️✨️

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

happy presidents day

Odie is enjoying the snowfall

HER: did you eat that entire bag of chips? ME: not on purpose HER: what do you mean? ME: it was a snacksident

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

Orcs are Texan

Rose tea, served in Japan

making sheets of the comic characters so i don't forgot how to draw them

You feel mentally enriched and cultured from reading this text. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

been watching Bob play Ace Attorney Investigations 2 and all I can think of is this

Wakes up from a fitful dream in the middle of a thunderstorm, sitting bolt upright, like in the movies, as lightning illuminates the room "AsmonMOLD!" A dog barks in the distance

Odie likes to see how early I'll cave and feed him breakfast. New record is 6:15 am

Me by the end of my first shift

New Philosophy Tube just dropped on Nebula! “Was Nietzsche Woke?” Really happy with this one, it’s one of my funniest in ages! nebula.tv/videos/philo...

balatro on the treadmill, call it card-io

IT is one of those fun jobs where you get to experience first hand how illiterate people are with the machines they use 90% of their work day. Choice quotes; "What's a taskbar?" "When I click my Adobes (PDFs) Google opens!" "Wdym by right click?"

[leaning on my House M.D., Lost, and X-Files boxed sets] Yeah, you could say I'm into some obscure, alternative stuff

Balatro is fun

That's how I fixed some software the other day actually

I would almost rather live during the Oblivion crisis than in 2025 America. :(