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Something I learned recently - Isabella Rossellini is not only a good actor but also trains guide dogs for the blind and has a master’s degree in animal behavior.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

They found the shooter’s backpack and I really hope the only thing inside is a book on the History of the French Revolution

submitted 79 days ago • 22 comments

Billionaires are installing metal detectors on their chimneys for Christmas this year.

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Hey Nick Fuentes! 🖕 Sincerely, WOMEN WHO WONT FUCK YOU. www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...

submitted 79 days ago • 511 comments

If you want to shoot a billionaire, now is not the time. Wait until after Christmas ghosts have a chance to visit him and show him the errors of his ways.

submitted 79 days ago • 25 comments

If an insurance company CEO needs a full-time bodyguard, there’s a lot we need to know about the insurance industry.

submitted 79 days ago • 47 comments

I’m going back to bed. When we get our collective shit together to start doing something about stopping fascists, wake me up.

submitted 79 days ago • 13 comments

Trump 49%, Harris 48%. One of these piles has 49 screws, one has 48. I challenge you to identify which is which by eye. We are many, we are angry and we are right. Don’t tell me (or yourself) that we are screwed.

submitted 92 days ago • 63 comments

Today is the 83rd anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. In the 4 years that followed ~400K Americans gave their lives fighting fascists and authoritarians. I guess we are lucky they didn't just spend their time screaming on social media.

submitted 79 days ago • 23 comments

So much for that idea.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

If you ever need validation that you are, in fact, old, may I recommend sleeping on an air mattress for two+ nights?

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Ever get dog poop on your shoes…I mean, way down in there? You scrape & scrape, dance in the grass...more poop. That’s our future.

submitted 79 days ago • 38 comments

This is the ultimate “I apologize if you were offended” moment in world history

submitted 79 days ago • 36 comments

I am made of stars, I whisper to myself as I contemplate 10 day old mashed potatoes for breakfast

submitted 79 days ago • 37 comments

Great ⬇️. I can't suppress my feelings that the shooter laid bare the truth about today's most successful business model—taking our money for nothing in return. So, yeah, when a CEO makes millions denying you medical care there's not much sympathy. Nor should there be www.nytimes.com/2024/12/06/o...

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh hat man

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

wait don't move my spotlight my birthright is orchestrating a loss of dignity in the harmony of a crowd that paid for another me i am begging you all to get out before my swandive which is written please.don't.leave

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Rievaulx Abbey, North Yorkshire England UK

submitted 330 days ago • 2 comments

Each time I stop at temporary traffic lights I remember when my daughter’s boyfriend insisted they were ‘advisory only’

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments

Well, guys, this has been a great time to go off antidepressants

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Gemmi says good morning

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

yo Dave was a hottie!!!!! and he loves little animals he’s my dream man!

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

what i say: "drop it" what the dog hears: "eat faster!"

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

You never hear of pushed pork

submitted 79 days ago • 30 comments

"Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind." --George Orwell

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Might just fuck around and admit I love the passing of time.

submitted 79 days ago • 11 comments

Rfk Jr wants to ban Diet Coke? They thought we were pissed about abortion, this will end America. 😂

submitted 79 days ago • 27 comments

I need everyone who isn’t watching “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” to know that this week security guards were called upon to break up a shouting match about whose hair is the sluttiest which took place at an adult bat mitzvah in a ski chalet no one is doing escapism like the Bravoverse

submitted 79 days ago • 23 comments

everyone has that one ominous tower in the distance they look at and feel bound to serve

submitted 79 days ago • 55 comments

Democrats passed the Inflation Reduction Act; capping the cost of insulin at $35 a month for seniors and people with disabilities on Medicare. Congress needs to finish the job and cap insulin at $35 for all Americans.

submitted 80 days ago • 81 comments

I love when good things happen to terrible people. www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...

submitted 79 days ago • 11 comments

Nick Fuentes’ first interaction with a woman landed him in jail, not shocking.

submitted 79 days ago • 55 comments

Reminder: you pay hundreds of dollars a month for health insurance but when you actually need it, they will let you die.

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

Just found out my wife is pregnant. Considering we haven’t had sex in two years, we’ve decided to name him Jesus

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

I wanted to like this show but it feels like the characters are just there to drag behind the plot, because none of them have any real relationships with real stakes. They're all just quippy accessories to each other - any of the really interesting relationships don't happen during the story itself.

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

at 5k the bikini comes off

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

😂😂😂

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

what the heck, that can't be good--

submitted 282 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 79 days ago • 94 comments

People in movies watching videos: "Wait, freeze it right there."

submitted 79 days ago • 13 comments

never be sad on a weekend. cry during business hours and get paid for your depression don't let capitalism win

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I wouldn’t say I’m an extrovert, but my imitation is pretty good.

submitted 82 days ago • 7 comments

Next up on the Hallmark Channel: When a pretty big city virgin is kidnapped by a handsome small town satanist for a ritual sacrifice, can love be in the flames? Hallmark Presents: One Hell of a Christmas!

submitted 79 days ago • 24 comments

I don't know about anyone else , But if everyone that knew me thought I was a drunk and a women abuser. It's time to work on myself not work for the government...

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments