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thescubapup.bsky.social
Lvl 32 dog that pretends to act like a human. California Grown. Certified SCUBA diver. Pinball Enthusiast. Professional Gamer. College Student. Aspiring Hacker.
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I found a 2000s hip hop party playlist... Man what a time travel experience. 50 Cent, Cam'ron, J-Kwon, Fat Joe... Taking me back to my middle school says sheeeeesh

Just tell me what you want, seriously. The worst I say is "no" but you have a solid chance of me saying "yes" :P

First test started at 1235, finished at 1247. All the questions were things I recognized and I literally dreamt about last night. 49 questions, I expect a 90%+ because it's possible I overlooked something The funny thing is, we were allowed a sheet of paper to write on. I forgot and didn't make one

good morning and happy National Give a Raccoon your Life Savings Day (it's real trust me don't look it up)

I just realized I have several genre whiplash moments in my playlist Bobby Caldwell -> Ludacris Chris Cornell -> Britney Spears Blink-182 -> Justice TLC -> Megadeth Stone Temple Pilots -> Daft Punk Alanis Morisette -> Pearl Jam Gorillaz -> The Prodigy Honestly though, it keeps me on my toes :P

The playlist going from MF DOOM to Coheed and Cambria back to Nelly is definitely a whiplash. Might have to rearrange the playlist so there's a little more flow between genres lol

First day of the semester that I don't need a sweater while going to school I know this won't last though, this is the infamous "False Spring" where it's nice for a week, then plunges back down into the 40s I'll enjoy this for a few days tho :3

Ya know, if we ever get a message back from an intelligent species and the message begins with "DO NOT ANSWER!!!" Maybe don't fucking answer and turn off all radio and television communication because holy fuck everyone can hear you I fell down the Dark Forest rabbit hole again lol

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

> Stepped into the shower > "Hot In Herre" comes on > Shower is actually decently warm, like, fairly hot Me, when the lyrics start: "OH!"

".... Jim never vomits at home"

Today is monday in japan

Hello! I think I am the one that started this trend over on twitter during the Covid times. I also have a functional fax machine that you can send things to! 📠313-649-4442 📈Send me things!

Let’s have a little bit of fun! This is a Panasonic fax machine from the late 1990s. It’s connected to the public telephone network. 📠 207-544-7329 📞 Send me stuff! I’ll post what I get on here. 🔞 Please keep it SFW! 📄 Also, please don’t send cover sheets, to save paper.

Breakfast 🍞

Okay, so.... Any plush makers that would want to make something cultured and really out there? I'm looking to get a plush of a White Slimline Telephone (with last number redial) for a "Keeping Up Appearances" joke

Yap? Yap! Maverick coyote finished up and available at Fursquared! Come find him in the dealers den, table 52! 🌵 #f2 #fursquared

An absolutely amazing new jersey came in today for the hockey horse!!! 🐴🏒 #fursuit

MAGA: Trump is definitely our leader, hell he's practically a king, even he says it! Everyone else: You realize we built this country as a way of rebelling against a monarchy, we told the king and the British Empire to go stuff themselves MAGA: But this time it's different! Everyone else:

🎶Life is demanding Without understanding🎶

A moment of brilliance hit me, note to self leave a bad dragon toy in my will to musk and trump so they can and I quote, "go fuck yourselves and I can watch from hell". Y'all can have the rest lol.

Oh no, egg shaped crack in a bag

CW: Blood Cut myself open pretty good on a kennel at work today. One of the weld points was sticking out and I caught it with my head, solid scrape... Kind of annoying

Finally got to play Dungeons and Dragons: The Tyrant's Eye... What a fun fucking machine, holy hell this is excellent. And I already made the leaderboards :3

I totally didn't forget #FursuitFriday, why do you ask? :P