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It appears Trump suddenly lost interest in bombing Iran when he learned they were allies with Putin.

If I had been president the civil war would have never happened - 🌮

We need less federal holidays and more asbestos - 🌮

We got to give Rupert Murdoch two weeks to talk the American public into going to war with Iran. Can he do it?

It's hard to imagine someone being so narcissistic that they think they would have done a better job than Abraham Lincoln. It is also hard to imagine someone so stupid that they think the declaration of independence came out of the civil war.

Implying that Christians aren’t good people⁉️

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When do we call starship a failed project and move on? Nobody in their right mind is going to want to get in one of those.

Let God be clear. The people who want war in the Middle East to bring about the “End Times” are MONSTERS.

Hallelujah!

God is love so when it's a holy war, it's love bombs that kill people

I've never understood why people think God needs help bringing on Armageddon. They have all this faith that can move mountains but their God can't kick it off without our military's help? This really doesn't make sense. Also why are people horny for Armageddon?

My dad took in a stray dog that had rabies. It had to be put down and it's head was sent off to a state lab.

Are you a pedophile or do you just wear his hat?

Trump supporters think Animal Farm is about animals

The Bible states that the sons of Abraham will be in conflict forever. Republicans want us to join the forever conflict because they are afraid of God. God has let the conflict go on for thousands of years but all of a sudden he's going to strike us down if we don't join. This defies logic.

I hate Iran's leadership but I also hate Israel's leadership and the USA's leadership.

There have been legitimate reasons to go to war with Iran for over 40 years. Also there have been legitimate reasons not to go to war with Iran for over 40 years. We haven't gone to war with Iran because the reasons against going to war with them far out way the reasons for going to war with them.

Seeing Christians get all holier than now with people that didn't vote for a pedophile rapist convicted felon is the weirdest thing

He wanted that military parade to be intimidating but it was just the opposite. He is so horny to use the military against people that didn't vote for him. He would much rather go to war with his fellow Americans then Iran but if that's what it takes to stay in power that's what he will do.

Over and over again the courts have said that he is abusing emergency powers. Now he wants to go to war to make it where they can't say that anymore.

The Taco doctrine is disastrous foreign policy

Just a reminder that Trump was going to announce his sanctions on Russia for not negotiating “in two weeks” about 3.5 weeks ago. Taco

I may bomb Iran, I may not, nobody knows what I'm going to do. 🌮🌮🌮

If war with Iran ignites, expect the U.S. to roll out sweeping surveillance, draft whispers, and resource rationing. Freedoms could shrink under the guise of security, while dissent gets branded as betrayal. #3E

Yesterday he was a pedophile president and now he is a pedophile president with two big flag poles

We will never support the regime in Iran, as we have stood with the Iranian women's revolution and know full well how they are treated in the land of the Mullahs. That said, it is clear that Netanyahu is a danger to humanity.

Fingertips have memories Mine can't forget the curves of your body And when I feel a bit naughty I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes (But no one ever does)

Give me something useful to read on this Iran situation please

Iran warns of total war if U.S. meddles; Trump shifts airpower to the Gulf, calls for unconditional surrender. Bipartisan lawmakers move War Powers curb as Khamenei vows American losses would dwarf Iran’s. www.newsnationnow.co...

Let's be clear: Trump is thinking of entering a war against Iran without Congressional authorization or legal basis because his birthday parade was a dud and he thinks the war will produce arousing pictures for him to look at on Fox News.

This is the way interviews used to be before the victimhood Republicans started crying about being mistreated

The American mind cannot comprehend that the Islamic Republic of Iran wouldn't exist if the United States hadn't overthrown Iran's duly elected Prime Minister & replaced him with a brutal dictator in 1953 and helped him establish his secret police force in 1955.

So there was a meeting in the situation room to discuss going to war with Iran but we don't get to know what happened at the meeting?

This is going to come as news to the President. 🤡 www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Imagine if we had invaded Iraq based on weapons of mass destruction with no help from our allies thinking that they would join later. That's what Israel just did with Iran. Nobody's going to join them.

If we go to war I vote that we send the ammo sexual gravy seals in first.

Will we have to withdraw troops from the war in California to fight the war with Iran? We're already under "invasion". How are we going to fight immigrants and our fellow Americans and the rest of the world at the same time?

🌮 war We're not involved We have complete control over the sky Unconditional surrender! We're not involved in the conflict Total annihilation! We didn't start the war Nuclear bombs! We don't want regime change Regime change might be cool Trump resort in Tehran!

In an effort to keep pegSeth from leaking war plans Trump just puts them out on truth social

“We” are fighting a foreign war with zero consultation with or authorization from Congress, and no address to the nation other than Truth Social posts.

We have nothing to do with the conflict but openly admit to calling the shots 🤔

Food for thought. 🤔 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica #TrumpIsACriminal

“Pentagon expands Middle East response as Israel, Iran trade strikes. 
“Refueling aircraft and warships have been dispatched to safeguard U.S. interests as the deadly conflict shows no sign of abating.” I’m out of gift links so here’s the article in screenshots: 1/2

I support this resolution because the American people do not want another war.

Are we really going to do this fake weapons of mass destruction thing again?

Trump is alone, humiliated, surrounded by loser supporters, and extremely angry. This is when he'll be at his most dangerous and will do as much as possible to hurt America and the world.